Have you ever wondered why Australians don't finish the ends of their words and generally sound like they're super chill?
It's because their ancestors were super chill. And super drunk.
Dean Frenkel, a communications expert at Victoria University in Melbourne, claims that early Australian settlers from Britain were big fans of alcohol. So much so, that they developed a slurred accent that lives on today.
"Our forefathers regularly got drunk together and through their frequent interactions unknowingly added an alcoholic slur to our national speech patterns," he wrote in The Age.
"For the past two centuries, from generation to generation, drunken Aussie-speak continues to be taught by sober parents to their children."
He says the average Australian only speaks at two-thirds capacity and with improper articulation.
What does the queen have to say about this lazy approach to language?
Bilingual comedian Jose Barrientos explains his brilliant prank that he recently pulled on his Speech 101 classmates over the course of four months, during which he passed himself off as an ESL student with a Mexican accent and an unlikely obsession with David Hasselhoff.