It's amazing what your mind can come up with when in the warm relaxing confines of a shower. Something about being utterly alone with hot water pouring over your body just eases the mind and allows for the emergence of some wonderfully absurd thoughts.
Showers are most definitely one of my favorite parts about living in the 21st century and having readily accessible and heated water pumped into my home.
If you're anything like us, you may be finding yourself extremely bored this weekend. For some reason, even when we're trying to binge watch, the urge to stare at our phone is too great to resist. So while you find yourself trying to fill the void in your soul by multi-tasking, try scrolling through these tweets. They've got it all: wholesome Steve Irwin mentions, sad quarantine anecdotes, and "old people" lamenting the joys of aging in the modern world. And if you need more? We've got you covered.
There's no better way to celebrate an important occasion with a glass of champagne. For me, the novelty of champagne has never been about the taste of the alcohol, but rather the significant moment when the cork is popped out of the bottle. Little did I know that this pop is actually a miniature supersonic shock wave. Champagne just got even cooler.
It's been almost a decade since people started enjoying the schadenfreude and humor of reading drunk texts, but this sh*t just doesn't get old. And fortunately for all of us, until we all need to be certified sober to send texts, there will be an endless amount of wild and hilarious exchanges.
Warning: We're aware that some of these exchanges *might* be falsified, but we're gonna let that slide because they're still funny as hell.
Fridays are tough. The day promises freedom, and yet seems to drag longer than any other day of the week. The "light at the end of the tunnel" which for us, equals a cold beer, hard seltzer, or a glass of wine (or a martini if you're nasty) is all that's getting us through the day. Hopefully these memes will help you til you can head to the bar. Just remember to drink responsibly. After all, you wouldn't want to destroy your whole weekend of freedom, would you?