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20 Awesome Shower Thoughts That Will Blow Your Mind

It's amazing what your mind can come up with when in the warm relaxing confines of a shower. Something about being utterly alone with hot water pouring over your body just eases the mind and allows for the emergence of some wonderfully absurd thoughts. 

Showers are most definitely one of my favorite parts about living in the 21st century and having readily accessible and heated water pumped into my home.

Check out another 20 shower thoughts when you're done with these or check out the big list of 38 enlightening shower thoughts.

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Work Memes For People Who Are Over It

To everyone working through the madness that is 2020, we see you. And we're here to offer some respite in the form of work-related memes. They may not give you the time off that you've requested (or benefits) but they will probably remind you that you're not alone in the struggle. 

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25 Relatable Tweets That Made Us Say 'Same'

These damn 280 character tweets have us feeling personally attacked. And you'll probably relate to some of them too. Especially if your preferred poison is drinking tequila or knowingly doing things that will inevitably bite you in the ass. Also, here are more funny tweets in case of emergency. 

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50 Memes To Help You Fritter Your Time Away

Generally speaking we tend to fall on the "Jack of all trades, master of none" side of the expertise spectrum. Except when it comes to procrastinating. We're, like, really good at procrastinating. Because we're really good at finding memes. And here's a whole bunch for you.

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Fresh Tweets For The Desperately Bored

If you're anything like us, you may be finding yourself extremely bored this weekend. For some reason, even when we're trying to binge watch, the urge to stare at our phone is too great to resist. So while you find yourself trying to fill the void in your soul by multi-tasking, try scrolling through these tweets. They've got it all: wholesome Steve Irwin mentions, sad quarantine anecdotes, and "old people" lamenting the joys of aging in the modern world. And if you need more? We've got you covered.

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12 People Reveal Their Wildest Wedding Horror Stories

The big day is supposed to be memorable - but these people got more than they bargained for!

Wedding horror stories from reddit.
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Popping Champagne Creates A Tiny Supersonic Shock Wave

There's no better way to celebrate an important occasion with a glass of champagne. For me, the novelty of champagne has never been about the taste of the alcohol, but rather the significant moment when the cork is popped out of the bottle. Little did I know that this pop is actually a miniature supersonic shock wave. Champagne just got even cooler. 

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21 Drunk & Morning After Texts That Are As Dubious As They Are Entertaining

It's been almost a decade since people started enjoying the schadenfreude and humor of reading drunk texts, but this sh*t just doesn't get old. And fortunately for all of us, until we all need to be certified sober to send texts, there will be an endless amount of wild and hilarious exchanges. 

Warning: We're aware that some of these exchanges *might* be falsified, but we're gonna let that slide because they're still funny as hell. 

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Boozy Memes To Help You Kick Off The Weekend

Fridays are tough. The day promises freedom, and yet seems to drag longer than any other day of the week. The "light at the end of the tunnel" which for us, equals a cold beer, hard seltzer, or a glass of wine (or a martini if you're nasty) is all that's getting us through the day. Hopefully these memes will help you til you can head to the bar. Just remember to drink responsibly. After all, you wouldn't want to destroy your whole weekend of freedom, would you?

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24 Work-Related Memes To Get You Ready For Monday

Y'all starting to feel that Sunday dread set in? Might as well lean into it and prepare yourself for all the amazing work you're going to do tomorrow. These work-related memes definitely embody our fears for Monday, so hopefully they'll make it so we're not in shock when that dreaded alarm rings.

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