Seems like a stereotypical quiet day on the farm until you see those guinea hens giving chase to that unsuspecting Amazon driver like none other. We can only imagine what must've been going through that Amazon driver's head when he heard those guinea hens coming up on him.
It's not often that you hear something you've never heard before. The English language is finite, and the way we order words is pretty set in concrete. Until you see the memes from r/BrandNewSentence. You definitely won't have heard any of these sentences before. It's just the twist you might need to freshen up your vocabulary. Don't forget to have a look at last week's memes.
July 4th is coming up, a scary time for dogs afraid of fireworks. Keep your pet from freaking out or running away with these calming products. Via: People Pets
Remember that oh so fun game Jenga? Ya, the one where you build a full tower and one by one take out pieces until someone takes the wrong one and it all comes falling down?! Now you're probably smiling and thinking of all those fun memories! Well, luckily for the cat lovers and jenga lovers out there... there is a new game which sorta combines them both!
Cat Pile is often associated with the classic game Jenga, however Comma's creation is played in reverse. Instead of already having a tower the point of the game is to start at the base and juggle the wooden teak pieces atop one another. No matter how precarious they may seem, the last person to successfully stack a kitty without it falling will be the winner! Even better? When you're done playing and don't feel like cleaning up, the cats double as modern home decor and make a fun accessory!
Summer's drawing to a close, and it's high time to throw the season finale BBQ where people torch a bunch of meats on shiny, overpriced grills under the hot gaze of the late summer sun, while aggressively shoving booze down their gullets like it's oxygen.
Yes, BBQ's are a place for us all to gather round as we reconnect and swap shameless glory stories of our potentially depraved antics; or reminisce on the older, wilder times before we settled down. With that said, consider the following series of items most necessary to ensure you achieve maximum lit-ness for the occasion: your guests will thank you.
It's International Pets Day, and we are excited! What better way to tell your loved pet you adore them than by spoiling them?!
While the Amazon Rainforest is home to one of the largest biodiversities on the planet, that doesn't typically include whales. In Northern Brazil, a beached whale has appeared and scientists are scurrying to find out how exactly.
Story originally found on IFLScience.
Nothing but the shittiest details here, guys. Literally though. Talk about a wild ride down the poop-coated pipeline to a rancid, smelly hell. But hey, is this not the kind of comedic Amazon review gold that we liiive for! Oh, to be this poor dad, who was already busy grinding through a 'training day at work', only to learn his 'floors are dead.' Still not really sure what his little kid was getting after with that illustrative description, but I can appreciate her thinking process, because it sounds like our MVP Roomba went to work in the worst way possible.
The jerkoff artists of the world probably don't give a shit about the latest proclaimed condemnation of masturbation being some sort of disease causing evil on the world. The only condition a dude is bound to retract if he spends too much time making besties with his strong hand and a bottle of the Lubriderm (or whatever) is a crippling hand cramp with a side of tendonitis.
