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These people didn't fail to get a laugh out of us when we were reading over these tweets. This truly is some Twitter comedy gold. The only unfortunate thing is the limit of characters. Some people deserve to let their crazy flag fly and let us enjoy their inane mutterings. So Cofefe your way through the day with these amazing funny tweets.

Justin Hall done did it again! The staff Illustrator for Dorkly has basically summed up every popular website using the plots of Disney films. These comics couldn't be more on point. To scope out more of his work, check out his website.

The internet naturally had to roast the ever living hell out of this Trump MAGA ornament. And let us tell you, they did NOT hold back. 

"Heavens to murgatroyd"....

July 4th is coming up, a scary time for dogs afraid of fireworks. Keep your pet from freaking out or running away with these calming products. Via: People Pets 

Remember that oh so fun game Jenga? Ya, the one where you build a full tower and one by one take out pieces until someone takes the wrong one and it all comes falling down?! Now you're probably smiling and thinking of all those fun memories! Well, luckily for the cat lovers and jenga lovers out there... there is a new game which sorta combines them both! 

Cat Pile is often associated with the classic game Jenga, however Comma's creation is played in reverse. Instead of already having a tower the point of the game is to start at the base and juggle the wooden teak pieces atop one another. No matter how precarious they may seem, the last person to successfully stack a kitty without it falling will be the winner! Even better? When you're done playing and don't feel like cleaning up, the cats double as modern home decor and make a fun accessory!

Summer's drawing to a close, and it's high time to throw the season finale BBQ where people torch a bunch of meats on shiny, overpriced grills under the hot gaze of the late summer sun, while aggressively shoving booze down their gullets like it's oxygen. 

Yes, BBQ's are a place for us all to gather round as we reconnect and swap shameless glory stories of our potentially depraved antics; or reminisce on the older, wilder times before we settled down. With that said, consider the following series of items most necessary to ensure you achieve maximum lit-ness for the occasion: your guests will thank you. 

Give your dog the gift of endless entertainment - This Squirrel-Hiding Toy Is apparently A Favorite Of Thousands Of Dogs! 

If it's too cheap to be true, then it damn well is...

This invention is the perfect combination of crazy and brilliant! Your pup will probably be very happy to have something like this the next time there's a storm. Especially if they hate the rain. You can find them for sale on Amazon.

It's International Pets Day, and we are excited! What better way to tell your loved pet you adore them than by spoiling them?! 

While the Amazon Rainforest is home to one of the largest biodiversities on the planet, that doesn't typically include whales. In Northern Brazil, a beached whale has appeared and scientists are scurrying to find out how exactly. 

Story originally found on IFLScience.

Nothing but the shittiest details here, guys. Literally though. Talk about a wild ride down the poop-coated pipeline to a rancid, smelly hell. But hey, is this not the kind of comedic Amazon review gold that we liiive for! Oh, to be this poor dad, who was already busy grinding through a 'training day at work', only to learn his 'floors are dead.' Still not really sure what his little kid was getting after with that illustrative description, but I can appreciate her thinking process, because it sounds like our MVP Roomba went to work in the worst way possible. 

Graphic design isn't for everyone...

The jerkoff artists of the world probably don't give a shit about the latest proclaimed condemnation of masturbation being some sort of disease causing evil on the world. The only condition a dude is bound to retract if he spends too much time making besties with his strong hand and a bottle of the Lubriderm (or whatever) is a crippling hand cramp with a side of tendonitis.