We're not completely sure what's going, but what's clear here is that @drewtoothpaste is into Ohio and threatening ass kickings. It's dumb, but kinda funny.
There is some serious thirst for Arnold, and it isn't coming all from Helga Pataki this time.
Lane Toran voiced the main character Arnold on Nickelodeon classic Hey Arnold during the first season. Now, he's a model and actor living in Los Angeles.
And the Internet has discovered he's a very, very good looking bearded man.
Here's Toran doing his thang on the very first episode of Hey Arnold!, which debuted on October 7, 1996.
And here's what he looks like now...
Move it, Football Head! Right into our hearts.
Not everyone who has a beard is a terrorist—go figure!
The Swedish chapter of Bearded Villains, a beard enthusiast group, were mistaken for the terrorist group ISIS during a retreat where the bearded bros were posing with their flag.
Apparently the group's flag looks similar to the official flag for ISIS. And because beards = terrorists.
According to Swedish media, police showed up to the meeting at Brahehus castle and had a good laugh at the case of mistaken identity.
Check out some more pictures of these burly men on their Instagram.
We forget its coming, but then every year the World Beard and Mustache Championships rise up out of a tiny town in Austria and show us what true manliness can look like. Well, with enough time, hairspray and curling irons that is.
Leogang, Austria was home to this collection of beautiful facial hair this past weekend. The many contestants arranged their beards and mustaches into artful, surprising ways that must make it difficult to walk around without bumping into everyone.
It's gorgeous. Behold its beauty.
He ain't never been called Wendy before. But surely people compliment his beard.
Edwin Wheeler kept getting texts from a wrong number, so he answered them politely with proof that he was not some lady named Wendy.
Then, he took screenshots and put the pictures on Imgur like a true gentleman.
"Maybe I should just accept my life as the bearded Wendy," he said.
We know the truth though. She kept 'accidentally' texting him just so she could keep getting pics of that sweet, sweet beard.
We would have done the same.