bill clinton

It's a war of the words here folks, and we're not sure yet whether Donald Trump is the alien race hellbent on intergalactic domination; or if he's just Tom Cruise trying to conquer another impossible mission.

The latest installment in the 'Say What Now?! Trump' series that inevitably sets the media ablaze in fiery fits of outrage centers on a limited edition, entirely provocative, mindless tweet from Donald Trump.

Hillary Clinton has announced that she is letting her husband out to campaign but HE'S DEMONSTRATED A PENCHANT FOR SEXISM, so inappropriate!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 27, 2015

This is what happens when former presidents discover hashtags.

Bill Clinton Tweeted a thank you to George W. Bush Wedesday for receiving a copy of his new book, "41," with the hashtag: HowAreYouSTILLNotOnTwitter.

Then Bush replied with an Instagram, screenshotting Clinton's tweet and adding his own special hashtag in the comments: BrotherFromAnotherMother.

Still waiting on Obama's response via Vine.

Ol' Bill's got a fresh take on the first debate: "Old Moderate Mitt, where ya been, boy? I missed you all these last few years."

Bill for president!

Courtesy of our pals at College Humor!

G.W. and Bill's 2010 plea for charity to Haiti gets the Bad Lip Reading treatment, and their convo almost -- almost -- seems totally legit.

(Sorta Not Safe For Work -- Bill gets a lil' inappropriate.)

[badlipreading]

Not to be outdone on the cool POTUS front, Bill Clinton was spotted recently at a Monte Carlo casino posing for pictures with pr0n stars, including Brooklyn Lee (on the right), and Tasha Reign. Lee -- who posted the pic on her Twitter account Wednesday -- recently won an award for "Best Sex Scene" in Mission Asspossible. Reign's film credits include Baby Got Boobs 8 and Farm Girls Gone Bad. The identity of the gal on the far left hasn't been confirmed, but chances are...

[slyoyster]

Confused Chyron of the Day: To be fair, he is one of our funkier former presidents.

[thanks jessica!]

How About That of the Day: Former President Bill Clinton was a guest on NPR's Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! this weekend, and was inadvertently outed as a major My Little Pony fan during a segment called "Not My Job," wherein knowledgeable people are asked about things they should have no knowledge of.

"So you're a former president, you're a Rhodes scholar, you're famously well