black friday

If you're the kind of person who impulse buys a good deal on Black Friday without really seeing what you're getting, you may have just bought a whole lot of nothing from Cards Against Humanity. Then again, you were probably also one of the more than 30,000 people who bought actual poop from them last Black Friday.

Cards Against Humanity, the troll kings of Black Friday, are offering a special $5 deal on absolutely nothing! As in, you give them five dollars and get nothing back. Apparently they've also closed real sales of their product today, which has at least one former-fan pretty furious:



Something tells me that if this stunt was enough to turn this guy off of CAH, he probably wouldn't have enjoyed the game to begin with.

Is this guy the new "Alex from Target?"

Before the doors busted open on Black Friday last week, this manager stood on the registered and delivered a speech to his employees worthy of Gerard Butler in "300."

According to the video description, we as an Internet can collectively refer to him as "Scot from Target."

He may not have Alex's dreamy eyes and Bieber-esque hair, but this guy is going places. See you at the movies Scot, or on the battlefield.

We are thankful that this girl (above) doesn't understand how turkeys are born. [Nerissa Hawkinson]

Obama's daughters appeared less than enthused about the annual turkey pardon, and one GOP staffer publicly shamed them for it. [Gawker]

This guy covered his roommate's entire bedroom in tin foil while he was away for the holiday. Because that's what (sociopathic) friends do. [TheTrubadour44]

Less people shopped Black Friday this year, but that didn't stop them from tearing each other apart for TVs [The Street Fights]

Amid the Thanksgiving travel chaos, US Airways determined that pigs can't fly [CNN]

Kiss guitarist Paul Stanley mysteriously claims the band was "screwed over" by Macy's at this year's parade. But it was actually Gene Simmons' tongue that didn't get the air time it deserved. [Rolling Stone]

It may just be a joke, but it's also a pretty accurate depiction of what you can expect this week in Walmarts across the country.

Nacho Punch, the comedy troupe that brought you "Daylight Saving" the movie, has released their latest trailer for a film about the day that brings out the worst in 'Murica: Black Friday.

Target has confirmed that as many as 40 million credit and debit card accounts may be at risk of a data breech at their stores across the U.S.

Customers who made purchases by swiping their cards between November 27 and December 15 may have had their accounts exposed. The stolen data includes credit and debit card numbers, customer names, card expiration dates and the three-digit security numbers on the back of cards required to finalize many purchases. Target says the data breech did not include online purchases.

The day after Thanksgiving (known as Black Friday) is coming. With all of the great deals our favorite retailers will be offering, there is bound to be some shopping madness. Here is a video that's compiled Black Fridays past...hopefully this will be a good reminder to take it easy this year...maybe.

For this year's Black Friday, the folks over at Improv Everywhere staged a huge line in front of a dollar store.

The supercut edition of "why you shouldn't go shopping on Black Friday."
Playlist (via Compilariz):

1. Shoppers Go Crazy on Black Friday (2010)
2. Black Friday Brawl at Wal-Mart in Valdosta, GA (2011)
3. Crazy Black Friday fight in Atlanta TX (2011)
4. Waffle Riot (2011) 5

This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: Black Friday Shoppers were reportedly unfazed after a man doing some late-night bargain hunting at a Target in South Charleston, WV, collapsed in the store.

Eyewitnesses told WSAZ that Southridge Shopping Center patrons walked around and, in at least one instance, walked over 61-year-old Walter Vance's body as he la

Black Friday News Round Up of the Day: Black Friday violence is as American as apple pie.

Incidents of pushing, and shoving, and trampling, and punching were reported in Rome, New York, Kissimmee, Florida, and