Utah man Jason Hewlett "cheated" on his wife, but she had no reason to even be upset.
Huh?
Well, he didn't really cheat on his wife. He saw a super sexy lady in line at Target and thought, "Boy, some guy is super lucky."
He then realized that woman was actually his wife! His Facebook post recounting this adorable story has been shared over 75,000 times.
It's ok, veggies. If you're drunk, it doesn't count.
A new study by money-saving website Voucher Code Pro found that a full third of self-described vegetarians cheat after they've been drinking.
According to The Telegraph:
One in three have also said they eat meat every time they were drunk on a night out with kebab meat and beef burgers being the most common.
Around 39 per cent said they ate kebab meat when they were under the influence, while 34 per cent said they opted for beef burgers.
Twenty-seven per cent of 'vegetarians' said they ate bacon, with 19 per cent devouring fried chicken and 14 per cent eating pork sausages.
But 69 per cent of vegetarians said they did not tell anyone after they had eaten meat.
The study questioned 1,789 people in the United Kingdom who considered themselves vegetarian.
What no one seems to be asking is why a coupon website decided to branch out into conducting diet research. Did they have a secret vendetta to uncover their suspicions about them cheating vegetarians?
Regardless, now you have some semi-scientific ammo if the vegetarians in your life get preachy.
A lot of people were upset about Kristen Stewart's alleged cheating on Robert Pattinson. Many of them were crazy people.
This devoted fan, if the username "KristenPattinson513" suggests any allegiance, has upped the game to full conspiracy theory-levels not seen since A Beautiful Mind.
Not Safe For Work for some near-nudity.
[thanks, kiley!]
