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A Bundle of Puns to Fill that Wordplay Hole

We're not sure if we like puns all that much, but they definitely have a time and a place. A well placed dad-joke can bring down the house or make you want to slam your hand in a car door. Either way if you're aching for clever and not-so-clever wordplay, there are puns to fill the pun void.

silly puns, dad jokes and clever wordplay | RECIPE SAID DICE ONION WENT LOT EFFORT BUT PLEASED WITH RESULT. food shaped like a game dice cube
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Random Funny Tumblr Gems to Fill Those Pockets

Sometimes Tumblr has that blend of creativity and total weirdness that makes it just the right thing for just the right time. People could be working on names for edible flying machines or just coming up with the worst puns imaginable. These are some random Tumblr gems to tumble through.

Funny tumblr moments | pteapotdactyl weareallfromearth Follow getlitaesthetic Follow Today 10:12 want 6 pet sloths so can name them after every sin except sloth Today my wife texted this, and then immediately called make sure got because an urgent message Source
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Ben Hed's 'Clever' Take On New Jurassic Park-Based Comic

Ben Hed, commonly known as Pet_Foolery, has done it again! Besides his famous 'Pixie and Brutus' comics, he also creates any animal-related comics, and seems to really enjoy including dinosaurs into that animal-mix! 

And what's a better dinosaur film than Jurassic Park? If you have yet to see Jurassic Park (for some unknown and truly confusing reason), you may not understand just how "clever" this comic truly is. If you have seen the film, then you'll get it without question or a doubt. 

If you're looking for more dino-related comics by Ben Hed, we've got you covered! 

clever girl dinosaur comics comic web lol instagram viral popular new ben hed pixie brutus art artist funny lol jurassic park | 60000 Clever girl. www.w 00000 @pet_foolery
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Masterful Comebacks That Held Nothing Back

As long as social media has been around we've had fools sharing mindless sentiments that would've been a whole lot better never having been spoken into the endless online void, to begin with. These well constructed comebacks brought pure fire to the comments section. Hopefully these folks learned their lessons in the value of thinking before one tweets/shares a status. 

A collection of clever comebacks that hit their mark | Moon Pie MoonPie O @MoonPie Buddy 's saturday night and talking marshmallow sandwich on internet Sigurbjörn Lárusson @sigurbjornl Replying MoonPie time is wasted managing social media account
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Brutal Junk Kids Said to Adults

Untethered by the chains of shame, kids say some extremely brutal stuff to the people around them. It can be insulting, straight up psychopathic, and at worst, hauntingly accurate. Kids are mostly weird and dumb, and they often have stupid beliefs, but damn if they aren't sometimes savagely on the money.

Funny brutal insulting things kids said to adults | amalgamas 4.2k points 23 hours ago Little girl dressed as fast food worker Halloween being given shit by her aunt her "low choice" and she needed aim higher if she wanted succeed, whole thing really demeaning and weird. Girl fired back with only 12 s excuse being poor then?
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Elevator Karen Spits Verbal Venom At Kid, Kid Pretends To Be Blind

This kid's spontaneous decision to pretend that he was blind when faced with a rude Karen in the uncomfortably crammed confines of an elevator, was pure genius. He managed to awaken Karen's buried sense of humanity, and actually get her to calm down. That is no easy task. Wonder if this strategy works on all the angry Karens out there. Check out some more juicy Karen drama with this story about the time that Karen and Karen Jr. tried to cheat the school system, and got outed.

Funny tumblr story of an elevator Karen is mean to a kid on the elevator, so the kid pretends to be blind | captainthaddiusflorencefrancis inventivefraud Follow gale nomads Follow Did ever tell guys met Karen on cruise 13, got yelled at by her and before proceeded make her regret her life choices span 3 minutes on an elevator? gale nomads Follow Okay so this 11 years ago 13 and on cruise my Cousin's quinceanera (Royal Caribbean gave discounts those)
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A Sackful of Puns to Spill All Over

Sure, puns aren't exactly the height of comedy. In fact it's pretty normal to hate them. From the groan-tastic to the dad-tier, there are all sorts of dumb and clever puns to feel stupid about. Sometimes you need a break from humor that has a "premise" or "intelligent point" and you just want a bundle of puns to fill that wordplay hole.

funny, clever and stupid puns | Japanese sign BRIDGE SUDDENLY APPEARS Oshita Bridge
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17 Clever Tumblr Posts That'll Speak Your Mind For You

We wish we had come up with these, but alas, we are certainly not clever enough. It''s alright though, we'll just leave it to these clever Tumblr-dwellers to come up with material that consistently makes us chuckle. If you want even more Tumblr posts to make you chuckle, you won't be left hanging. 

clever tumblr posts | science--noise E(z) Time Traveler 1919 have day where honor our struggles Great War War End All Wars mean World War TT: Oh sh t 37,773 notes
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Clever Comebacks That Deserve Medals

Clever comebacks just warm our hearts. Our last round was certainly fiery and unforgiving, and folks seemed to enjoy that. So, we're back at it again with the kinds of comebacks that were nails in the coffins. Sometimes, someone dishes out a comeback that there's simply no coming back from. 

A collection of clever comebacks that just nailed it | Calla Wahlquist O @callapilla My parents are replacing their coffee machine, which is 7 years old s not old have sheets older than Mother: well perhaps sheets aren't getting as much action as our coffee machine going need an ambulance | quixoticrealism TOLD MY DAD CHILL AND HE SAID AM CHILL" AND SAID THOUGHT U WERE DAD DAD JOKED MY DAD TAM REVOLUTION aryastakres hello revolution im dad foxylester bitter defeat
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18 Insightful Shower Thoughts to Give Your Day New Meaning

Shower thoughts: fascinating observations born of a few minutes of abstract thinking. Or if you'd prefer: stuff you can quote to your friends at parties to seem smarter and more insightful. Mindblowing? Sometimes. Thought provoking? Yes. If these don't satisfy your thirst for insight, then here's some more.

smart shower thoughts | Monopoly would be more realistic ifthe person with the most money got to change the rules whenever they liked
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Random Tumblr Jewels To Occupy Existence With

Tumblr continues to churn up all kinds of silly, hilarious, strange, and just plain old random thoughts. We love it. It seems to be a wonderful place that reflects how strange us human beings, and all of our thoughts are. And the people that frequent Tumblr share those thoughts with a reckless abandon. So, we're left with steady streams of hilariously bizarre thoughts, fandoms, conspiracies, etc. 

If this collection of Tumblr gems got you going, then check out this fun Tumblr thread about how magenta isn't a real color, after all.

A collection of funny and random moments from people on Tumblr. | tredlocity all laugh at guy fieri, smash mouth and shrek movie series, but also all collectively agree their existence makes world better place steakplissken king laughs at jester, but values his wit and honesty Source: tredlocity 4,788 notes
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Eighteen Tumblr Posts Chock-Full Of Clever Humor

We love Tumblr for its clever antics. It may be an incredibly strange place, but you can pretty much always bet that you're going to find something entertaining. That's why we decided to gather up these 18 Tumblr posts for you. Want even more Tumblr content? Click here!

Funny random Tumblr posts | tilthat TIL 2002 researcher found average 8-year-old British child could identify 80 Pokémon, but only 50 common wildlife species via reddit.com sirobvious Common wildlife species don't normally yell their names at
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Radio Tower Threat is Bold HOA Fighting Strategy

Depending on where you live, an active Homeowner's Association can be filled with some of the most boring, cruel and power hungry people you've ever met. Their draconian rules can suck the life out of your own living situation and you can be punished for something as simple as where you choose to store your garbage bins. So here's an interesting strategy to combat their rules. And for more, here's someone who got revenge when the HOA tried to remove their trampoline.

Absurd radio tower HOA strategy | Well There's Problem Podcast @wtyppod folks Here's best piece advice dealing with an HOA. If they ever start giving trouble, just threaten put up radio tower backyard. Like let's say just got trampoline kids enjoy and HOA tells have take down.
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Twenty-Seven Amusing Textual Posts For Inquisitive Minds

These posts are for when you want something a little smarter than memes. We're not saying these are smart, but they do require literacy, which is something, right? Anyway, scroll down for some entertainment and enjoy!

Funny text-based posts from Twitter and Tumblr | female hysteria @LocalGoblin bigass spider my room is now named Cotton Eyed Joe because want know two things where did he come where did he go
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Five Year Old Is Too Smart for Her Own Good

When we were stupid and weird kids we were too busy digging holes for no reason and hitting each other with sticks to think through diabolical plots like this. In fact, we probably wouldn't think to do this today. Here are some weird things parents caught their kids doing.

5 year old tricks adults into doing her homework | did someone do made think they were really smart? Rachel Sweeney, Digital Media Strategy, words are my own. Updated Dec 18 already knew my niece smart, but something she did at weekend pushed her into extreme intelligence 5 year old.
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Fifteen Dank 'Top Gear' Memes For The Geniuses Among Us

All you Top Gear fans will appreciate this meme that features TV show host Jeremy Clarkson uttering the sentence, "Sometimes my genius... it's almost frightening." This meme stems from all the way back in a 2013 episode, and we think it's also great for the dummies who also think they're real clever. 

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Funny dank meme from 'Top Gear,' entitled "Sometimes My Genius... It's Almost Frightening" Jeremy Clarkson driving | Next time step on Lego will simply get taller bloody genius Sometimes my genius is s almost frightening name cat pspsps so always comes call Sometimes my genius is s almost frightening
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