The funny quotes of comedian Mitch Hedberg etched in wood by American artist Kiersten Essenpreis.
Disney has a reputation for being chock-full of wholesome content, which makes sense, given that the company is an American staple of children's media in America. However, being branded as "clean" doesn't mean the writers can't have a little fun with their jokes. In fact, we think it's even more impressive when the jokes are still funny to us adults without using any vulgar content.
Here are some of Disney's most iconic examples of insults and comebacks!
These roasts are laser-guided and optimized for surgically precise destruction. We wish we could always be as on fire as these clever people right here. They made the comment section their gladiatorial arena. If you wanna see more savagery, then check these out.
You either miss out on free handouts or potentially unsanitary madness, when someone has their last day on the job. Either way, it would seem these fed up and newly freed employees are living their best lives. What would you do on your last day, at your present job?
Here are some unnecessary witticisms for you to ponder over. You won't exactly learn anything but they're still fun thoughts that you probably have never had before. So grab your loofa and dig deep into your brain folds. Check these out for more neuron-stimulating shower thoughts.
The shower is the perfect place for your mind to wander down various rabbit holes. Something about it seems to lead people down strange avenues of thought. Often these thought exercises leave us with an interesting reflection on our own reality. Some may be profound. Most will be next to useless shower thoughts about how almost no one has ever made real eye contact with their own ass, or something.