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Tumblr Thread: Customers' Mythically Powerful Coffee Orders

The life of a barista is a weird one. When every customer you have is someone who hasn't had their first coffee of the day, there's no knowing what kind of people can lumber in. Some take on the challenge and become a barista that's the living definition of chaotic good. Others just stand in awe and watch a 46-year-old woman drink 8 Red Bulls worth of caffeine in a single swig.

Tumblr thread on customers crazy coffee orders | say this jokingly but had customer actually order pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots espresso (also no whip) and asked her verify she did indeed want 9 shots espresso she looked dead eyes and said have 5 kids" witchcraft-with-space-bean once had woman come and ordered an Americano with 19 shots espresso drink took ages held up line asked
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Twitter Thread: Inuit Shares Insane Food Prices Up North

Living in a remote place is a great way to not have access to fresh fruits and vegetables, and this is wild. Twitter user KataraPiujuq showed some of the crazy high prices for fruit and vegetables, and how it's a bit of an issue. Just seeing a bag of oranges go for 20 bucks is enough to make anyone frustrated.

Twitter thread on very high arctic fruit and vegetable prices | Inuk Katara @KataraPiujuq Thread fruit and vegetable prices Arctic 7:53 PM 06 Oct 20 Twitter Web App 19.3K Retweets 1,932 Quote Tweets 51K Likes Inuk Katara @KataraPiujuq 20h Replying KataraPiujuq And before say 'just move down south' here is price airfare my hometown Ottawa O https bookings.canadiannorth.com/dx/STDX/Might-selection?journeyType-one-way&localemen-US O YGT YOW 又Passerears Seats Panent 1,225.08 DEPART Wed, Oct 7th Trip
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Misfortune Monday: The Many Flavors of Chaos

It's not hard to come up with ways that things could go wrong. The world is unpredictable. You could find a dangerous animal somewhere you'd rather not want to. You could get totally covered in paint during an accident. You could spill a whole bunch of eggs or a boulder could crush your car. As many flavors of failure and chaos there seem to be, life just keeps inventing more.

wtf fails and mistakes gone horribly wrong oops | melted porta potty crumbling in on itself | colorful beads that fell out of a box and got all mixed up
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Things That Seem to Take Ages

Our perception of time can be seriously altered by what's going on, especially if we're under incredible stress, experiencing uncertainty, or microwaving a burrito in a completely quiet house. Time and space can also change based on where you live, as evidenced by this Tumblr thread on cultures colliding over time and space.

the longest thirty seconds activities | ExtraMediumGonzo 57.9k points 6 days ago 12 18 41 More moments after sending risky text and see So-and-so is typing but keeps starting and stopping. Reminds tweet went something like ever send text 's so risky clean entire house?"
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Mad Lads That Are Agents Of Pure Chaos

Oh boy, buckle on up for a rollercoaster of pure and unadulterated madness. Yes, we're talking about the mad lads of the world. Those lads that are agents of chaos, and consistently defy expectations. They're reckless, fearless, and very good at irritating other people online. Like that one dude with the great one-liner that got him booted from the Flat Earther group. Dang shame, really. 

Times that people were total mad lads online | Chronic Insomniac @HoneyCinnamon_ My uncle just sent message family group asking money privately messaged him asking banking details so can deposit He responded saying he doesn't actually need money. He asked money so nobody family would ask him money | lan Sausage @stephenjmolloy 3S @NatGeo Can please follow back so can DM got some new research is going blow mind! Following National Geographic O @NatGeo Follows Ducks don't actually
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That water beer was more clutch than any of us could've anticipated. We're grateful that Chad is okay! 

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Terrifying Signs that make their Message Clear

There are many hazards in this world, and appropriately there are many ominous signs that speak the language of fear. You never know it there could be some hidden mine shaft or risk of monkey attack. Whether they're warning of some totally extreme danger or their scary in their own right, it's usually best to pay attention to spooky signs.

ominous and scary warning signs | STOP Extreme Heat Danger Walking after 10 AM not recommended HEAVTRIORERORRUBOteReA. Si sconsiglia fortemente di uscire dopo le 10 am Das Wandern spaeter als 10 Uhr morgens ist nicht zu empfehlen Uwaga. Chodeenie po 10 rano jest hardro niebespiecane est deconsel de marcher apres 10 h du matin No se recomienda realizar caminatas despue de las 10.00 .m | Ts better correct an unsafe friend than bury one.
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Wild Stuff Divorced People Did to Spite Their Ex

When a relationship sours between the two wrong people, almost nothing can stop the tide of vengeful petty BS that they're capable of putting each other through. Even when it's not over a divorce, people can get amazingly petty for the sake of revenge. It's not surprise that lawyers get some interesting stories out of disputes between people.

WTF and crazy things people did to spite their Ex spouse during a divorce | JortsEnthusiast69 4.7k points 2 days ago Once had boss who had leave his house 6 hours while his ex wife grabbed all belongings she legally entitled too he returned home every knob and handle gone. Door knobs, cabinet handles, drawer handles, anything screwed onto something and used open she had taken. Every day next week he would occasionally yell out "SHE TOOK FUCKING KNOBS"
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Many of us have dreams of finding an old hat or something, taking it on Antiques Roadshow and finding out it was worn by Lincoln when he gave the Gettysburg Address. Not many of us think to treat it like a garage sale and bring in a flatscreen tv that was made during the Obama administration.

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Famous Jerk Boyfriend Meme Has Fascinating Stock Photo Backstory

BEHIND THE STOCK IMAGE! Future civilizations will look back on this and appreciate it for the masterpiece it is. 

The infamous stock photo depicting a jerk boyfriend ends up having a fascinating backstory.
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Woman's Lunatic Stalker Texts Her Boyfriend A Chilling Rant

WARNING: Prepare to be hit by a monstrous wave of expletives. This stalker's insanity-riddled rant is guaranteed to give you some cringe convulsions. Someone clearly didn't wake up on the right side of the bed....for the entirety of his life. I mean, you making (volatile, aggressive) moves or what, bro? 

Woman's stalker texts her boyfriend a chilling, lunatic rant.
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Cheating Girlfriend's Texting Rant Is Hilariously Delusional

How exactly does this unfaithful low life think the world works? She definitely needed the rude awakening of a harsh reality check. 

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