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Rollercoaster Twitter Thread Is An Epic Tale Of Love, Fanfiction, and Rejection

The tween years are hard on pretty much everyone (except for maybe you, Jessica R from homeroom) but this wild ride of a Twitter thread takes those awkward years to the next level. Cracked editor Dan Dockery treated the social media site to a very detailed and very cringey account of his desperate (and creative) attempts to win the affection of his crush. It's...incredible.

Funny and cringey twitter thread about a guy who wrote titanic 2, dan dockery.
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21 Assorted Memes & Tweets For Your Time-Wasting Pleasure

We'll be the first to admit that these memes, tweets, and pics won't be winning any awards. Unless they're up for an award for randommemes that could possibly cure your boredom for a few minutes. Then they'd most certainly qualify.

Funny memes and funny tweets, marvel memes, spider-man memes, lord of the rings memes, texting, crushes, dating memes.
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After a holiday weekend, it can be hard to get back in the swing of things. Whether you’re still working through that turkey hangover or just readjusting to a sleep schedule, few things feel worse than a Monday after a vacation.

Which is why, as always, we give thanks to the internet, and its endless supply of weird videos where valuable things get destroyed.

In that spirit, the YouTube channel Crushit has supplied us with an oddly calming video of a $40,000 gold brick getting crushed by a hydraulic press. The results are nothing less than therapeutic, as the camera holds a tight close up for this precious metal, which could probably make your life much, much easier, get flattened. In universe dictated by chaos, this is the only thing that makes sense anymore.

Go ahead and get lost in this dude just wrecking this $40,000 golden rectangle. It will help you feel better about this being Monday.

via Sploid

I could watch this all day.