There's a little dad in all of us. Laughing at terrible, terrible jokes. Secretly wanting to wear socks and sandals. Looking at lawn mowers with dreamy eyes. And most of all, wanting to make bad jokes at every opportunity. Well today is your lucky day, because we've got a list of really bad jokes to be memorized and repeated at inappropriate times. Plus these Bad Jokes that are undoubtedly father-like. Go ahead and make your dad proud.
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Ever wondered what would have happened if kids will write screenplays? Brutally honest, funny, sometimes naive screenplays? Well, a new Facebook page called Kids R the best screenwriters takes real quotes from real kids, present them as scenes from a play and adds brilliant illustrations to add some extra fun.
Here are some of the best quotes we found there, you are more than welcome to send them you kid (or grandson) quote and be featured there.
Betcha that story of how he escaped North Korea is a real doozy.
Ugh seriously not cool MAAAM and DAAAD. These two parents had to go and set the tone of an otherwise nice check-up convo between loving family members, to instead a paralyzing level of awkwardness. But hey, I'll be the first to suggest that group chats inherently suck -- no matter who is involved. This is the rock-bottom of terrible group chats though, that much is for sure. Though, I might take the quick and deadly stab of cringe in this conversation, over the 98 notifications that last Friday's group chat bitchslapped my deeply irritated phone with.
Things I Have Drawn is an Instagram account where father-of-two and book author Tom Curtis shares kid's drawings from all over the world. But that's not all – he decided that it would be more fun to bring those cute, childish doodles into the real life. The result is both funny and terrifying at the same time.
He picks up the poop, gives them baths and even walks them two miles in the rain. Dog dads are a special breed and they deserve recognition. This Father's Day, give them a gift that shows how much you appreciate them for every time they clean up the dog's accidents in the house and for those midnight trips to the vet. Here are some last minute awesome T-shirts for the dog dad:
Apparently you are never too old for a good dad joke
If you came here to here about brothers who fart on you, sisters who also fart on you, loud grandpa sneezes and abysmally terrific dad jokes, then you came to the right place. It's kinda wholesome, but also kind of realistically stupid and gross. If you're in it for the puns, here are some of tumblr's most punishingly dad-tastic jokes.
