If you came here to here about brothers who fart on you, sisters who also fart on you, loud grandpa sneezes and abysmally terrific dad jokes, then you came to the right place. It's kinda wholesome, but also kind of realistically stupid and gross. If you're in it for the puns, here are some of tumblr's most punishingly dad-tastic jokes.
Turns out sugar isn't just for destroying car engines. When this couple decided that their bathroom should look different than how they asked for two weeks before, payed half and demanded the guy finish the job, he took revenge into his own hands. Revenge on customers isn't exactly advisable, but boy is it satisfying to hear about.
James Breakwell, or Exploding unicorn as he likes to call himself on twitter, is a professional comedy writer, amateur father of four daughters and two pigs and one of the most popular dads on twitter. Sometimes, his kids have some funny thoughts about animals and here are the best ones we have picked.
This is quite possibly the dad joke of the century.
Ricarra and her boyfriend thought they were just going to have a normal homecoming, but the teen's ~goofy~ dad had another idea.
Sharee Schock, a photographer in Wisconsin, was taking her daughter's homecoming photos when dad Benjamin decided to go in for the photobomb.
Mom posted the photo on Facebook, because moms. And it has been shared over 3 million times.
Thanks, mom and dad. We're sure these teens just love this.
Well. That's awkward.
Of course, we all know that naked pictures of Justin Bieber broke the damn Internet this week. It was bound to get around to his dad as well.
Jeremy Bieber should have just let the whole thing die down without weighing in.
But that's not how this guy rolls.
So he tweeted this out Oct. 9.
Ew, ew, ew.
He should have thought about his son's feelings more than his son's peen.
Justin ain't too happy about it and his legal team is already on the case to find justice.
Daddy Biebs should have probably reacted more like Chrissy Teigen's expert analysis.
No one is ever disgusted by the pig who preys on, photographs and sells pictures of someone naked. Just the celebrity for being naked. Ok.— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 8, 2015