Before the backlash ensues about running a good 'ol green text story that may or may (most likely) not be entirely true, just hold your horses and appreciate the creativity evident in this sexually depraved little tale. If the dude's goal was to bring back the kind of glory stories that'd keep his friends entertained long into their older years, than mission accomplished. Can't imagine this is what his dad had in mind for his son when he encouraged him to get out and explore the world though.
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Sometimes it can seem like we're living in dark times, what with all the disasters going on in the world. But that's not the case! There are a lot of funny, beautiful and wholesome things going on all over the world every day - and they're best served in GIF form. So, to remind you that smiling is important too, we collected this week's most heartwarming GIFs for you to chuckle at. Enjoy!
I guess we all just gotta shake it when we hear that beat!
Extra, extra read all about it! Another celebrity drinks alcohol and has fun. There's your story TMZ eat your heart out. Taylor Swift went out to celebrate her 10 VMA nominations, and had a blast when her new song came on, dancing and lip-syncing and looking like a complete drunk mess, but its Tay Swift, so its just cute instead of obnoxious. And with that many award nominations, if she wasn't partying that hard, we'd suspect something is up.
But this has also launched a new trending meme of her various freeze frame moves caught on camera. So sit back, relax and enjoy some of the best creations of the night to remember, and stay tuned for the next Swifty moment that is bound to come after the VMAs.
A number of websites have done articles all about the celebration and memes that have already done about it, and you can find them here:
Via LiveFocus West
Italian caravan millionair Gianluca Vacchi uploaded a clip showing him having a dance off with a sexy companion.
The hilarious clip shows him wearing nothing but a Tarzan-style loincloth as he performs his bizarre dance routine.
The Internet went crazy; the clip has already been watched 2.5 million times.
My advise? Please DO try this at home!
The video spotlights people and recognizable places from around Orlando, and urges folks from Orlando to dance/donate to OneOrlandoFund.
"For our city, for unity, for pride and for our fallen friends who were lost while doing what they loved," Keep Dancing Orlando wrote on their Facebook page.
Via Recaptured Music
You really just have to watch to figure it out. This video has everything: puns, left shark, Shakira, fins that don't lie. EVERYTHING.
Via Daily Mail UK
Crikey!
Bindi Irwin, daughter of late Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin, has won season 21 of Dancing With The Stars.
The 17-year-old Australian had consistently wowed judges this season with her top-notch performances and tearful tributes to her father.
Bindi beat finalist Nick Carter to take the trophy.
"Honestly, Bindi deserved it," the former Backstreet Boy insisted after the ceremony. "Bindi deserved it! She kicked butt."
And just look at this lift! It's clear that the best contestant won.
Via TMZ
Bindi Irwin, daughter of late "Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin, is still going strong on this season of Dancing With The Stars.
But what should be a time of intense focus on the competition is not that at all because of one boneheaded decision by a judge.
Since Bindi is 17 years old, she needs her parents to sign a contract giving her permission to participate on the show. Her mother has done so, but the judge is now demanding proof that her father is indeed deceased.
Perhaps the judge has been living under a rock for the past decade? It is pretty much common knowledge that Steve Irwin died in 2006 after being stung by a sting ray.
Bindi stands to loose a lot of money if the judge continues down this path.
Her earnings currently stand at $230,000 from the show, but are only expected to increase with each round she survives.
And with stellar performances like below, Bindi is sure to stick around for a while.
Via @DancingABC
There are some people who just shouldn't do the 'Nae Nae.' For example: Your mom, Bugs Bunny and these two.
Gary Busey (71) and Paula Deen (68), two bastions of American pop culture, are both competing on Dancing With The Stars this season. And some producer thought it would be a good idea for them to do the 'Nae Nae.'
Watch her whisk, now watch her Nae Nae! #dwts https://t.co/Hkq3l1SB1Q
— Official DWTS (@DancingABC) September 6, 2015When it's a 3-day weekend...#dwts https://t.co/8IWJcS2UF3
— Official DWTS (@DancingABC) September 5, 2015Never mind that Gary Busey looks like a literal insane person (that's kinda his thing), but look at Paula. Paula Deen dancing to a popular hip-hop song—this could not end well.
Watch her whip, whip. Get it...like a chef.
Via Barstool UTube
Riots broke out in Baltimore on Monday following the funeral of Freddie Gray, with people looting shops, fighting each other and setting fires across the city in what CNN is describing as a “war zone.”
But not everyone is causing trouble.
Amid all the chaos, a Michael Jackson impersonator named Dimitri Reeves has been spotted dancing in the streets as part of a peaceful protest.
There are a number of different videos being passed around on social media of the guy blasting music and showing off his moves on top of a truck.
NBC reporter Shomari Stone posted the “Beat It” clip above on Twitter, and you can check out more of him below.
He’s also been retweeting shout outs from people thanking him for using his music to encourage peace and bring some joy to an otherwise dismal day.
Via Charlie Sierra
Waiting a long time for a plane to take off can suck, but it’s a lot more bearable if you have a flight attendant that can move like this woman.
According to the uploader, she is a breakdancer-turned-flight attendant, and she recently gave these passengers a bit of a show while waiting for everyone to board.
Watch her dance to Mark Ronson’s “Uptown Funk” and win over everyone on the plane.
Via Krewski
He woke up like this.
You may remember Jimmy Pope, aka the guy who was “caught” on camera dancing in his underwear with a Swiffer the day after a Halloween party.
Well he’s back and strutting his stuff in his underwear yet again.
This time he’s on a balcony overlooking a huge crowd and a DJ who’s blasting dance music.
Pope calls it his “morning ritual” and one of his “most embarrassing” videos to date.
