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Ivanka was 'mirin hard when she met the dashing Canadian PM Justin Trudeau, as she became the latest female celebrity to be utterly entranced by his charm. Seriously, she can't keep her eyes off of him. It's not really a look that says "I'm paying close attention to a world leader." and more along the lines of the look that Bill Clinton gives Ivanka. Which is the same look that I give a pizza. 

Anyways, my point is, Ivanka clearly has some international relations on her mind. 

Not that you can blame her, the dude spews pure class.

Attention: get your government shutdown memes while they're hot! Donald Trump announced this morning his plans to lift the longest government shutdown in American history for three weeks. If you haven't been following the political realm as of late, the shutdown came about over party disagreements regarding Trump's proposed southern border wall. Frustrated unpaid Federal employees and the like have been meme-ing the situation nonstop, but you gotta get 'em now before they go away for good!

He just had to go there...

After quite a bit of delay Disney finally added Donald Trump to their infamous Hall Of Presidents. Let's just say that Robo-Trump is even more disturbing, traumatizing, utterly terrifying than the world could've ever imagined. 

The pettiness is strong in Trump's latest tweet about how he feels about The Red Hen restaurant after they refused to serve Sarah Sanders. 

President Trump sat down with survivors and family members affected by last week's shooting in Parkland, Florida to listen to their pleas for stricter gun reform. A photo has surfaced from the event showing Trump clutching a notecard with various talking points, and it's getting the social media-infused roasting that it deserves. 

It's been almost a week since Anthony Scaramucci was removed from his position as White House communications director, but the jokes are still rolling in. The latest fad in Mooch mockery comes in the form of Urban Dictionary entries. The faux definitions range from predictable (a 10 day space of time) to downright lewd. 

You could say the video definitely took a critical hit! 

A photograph of Nic Cage with the first lady of Kazakhstan has gone viral, inspiring many clever Photoshop edits. The star was in the former Soviet republic for the 13th Eurasia International Film Festival, taking place in Almaty, Kazakhstan's largest city. 

The photo, which features Cage in traditional Kazakh garb, adds a new layer of fun to a figure who is already basically a walking meme. Here are some of our favorite Photoshop memes, which feature everyone from Kazakh star Borat to the viral fur-coat clad Ikea monkey. 

The biggest problem with this "joke" is DJ Trump probably wasn't kidding. There's no way in hell Donald Trump sees himself as a star, right? 

Ivanka Trump went and awakened the fiery wrath of (real) punks everywhere when she claimed in her mom's memoir, Raising Trump, that she went through a hardcore phase in the '90s. Can't make this sh*t up, guys:

During my punk phase in the nineties, I was really into Nirvana. My wardrobe consisted of ripped corduroy jeans and flannel shirts. One day after school, I dyed my hair blue. Mom wasn't a fan of this decision. She took one look at me and immediately went out to the nearest drugstore to buy a $10 box of Nice'n Easy. That night, she forced me to dye my hair back to blond. The color she picked out was actually three shades lighter than my natural color… and I have never looked back! ---- Google Books

Yeah...so she's as hardcore as it gets dudes...she had blue in her hair AND she wept tears of profound sorrow over Kurt Cobain's death. Let's just say the punks of Twitter had something to say about all that:

The company owned by Ivanka Trump's in-laws, the Kushner family definitely managed to ignite a hilarious wave of meme-inspired, dildoesque ridiculousness. Did they know the internet has no shame when it comes to drawing sexualized comparisons? They had to have. I refuse to believe anything else. That building is a steel-framed, thunderous erectile implant, and if the Kushners go through with creating it; all the power to 'em. 

Man loses. Wind wins.  

The Photoshop Battles subreddit is a veritable treasure trove of hilarious content, and they're no strangers to poking fun at North Korean leader Kim Jong-un. Their latest efforts focus on a photo of Jong-un looking very happy in front of a television screen. The memes that have resulted are absolutely genius. Here are a few of our favorites. 

Melania Trump kicked the hornet's nest and riled up a whole lot of people on Twitter when pictures of her wearing an "I really don't care" jacket, while visiting migrant children, surfaced online. It's chill though, cause Donald Trump tweeted out that this was stylistically motivated by her desire to provide personal commentary on what she thinks of "Fake News organizations." Yes, this is the reality we live in. What's next.