This is a long read, but trust us, you will be at the edge of your seat until the very end.
If you aren't familiar with these cats, here's what you need to know: Larry is the Mouser in Chief at the Prime Minister's residence in the U.K. and Palmerston is the Foreign Office cat that lives next door. The two don't seem to like each other very much and British news outlets can't help but cover all of their cat-on-cat drama.
Larry and Palmerston had their worst fight yet the other night and the MiC had to make a visit to the vet. Hopefully they'll be able to settle their political differences soon, before they both get hurt.
If you want to read more about Britain's most famous rescue cats, head over to NPR.
People say that college football is boring and doesn't have enough #drama. Well, those people clearly didn't watch the Minnesota vs TCU game last night.
The Minnesota Golden Gophers opened up their season by taking some extreme measures to make sure they came out on top against the No. 2-ranked Horned Frogs.
What was the team's secret? This very dramatic chipmunk.
Minnesota broadcast this classic meme on the jumbotron in an attempt to distract the TCU kicker during field goals.
Alas, Minnesota tried their sneaky chipmunk trick, but TCU ultimately came out on top with a 23-17 win.
Next game, Doge. Much football.
Miley, what's good?
That's what Nicki Minaj fans want to know, and they are bombarding Miley Cyrus' Instagram page until they get answers.
After the explosive encounter between the two pop divas at the VMAs this weekend, fans of Minaj have taken her infamous quote and are posting it non-stop on Miley's Instagram. And it is hilarious.
They just won't stop.
People need to know what is good, Miley.
Tell us what is good, Miley. You owe the world some answers.
As of press time, Miley had still not said what is good.
Kermit the Frog has got a new boo.
After Kermit and Miss Piggy announced their split earlier this summer, Kermit told the press that he had a new love in his life. Well, now we finally have a peek at the happy couple.
Meet Denise, Kermit's girlfriend. She's also a pig, but seems to be a bit more chill than Miss Piggy.
As with most things, reactions were mixed on the Internet.
Kermit doesn't know any beautiful female frogs? His mama's a frog. His sister is a frog. Who taught Kermit to hate himself?— Rae (@raesanni) September 1, 2015
Kermit needs to stop dating outside of his species and get himself a nice, strong amphibious queen like croakisha. pic.twitter.com/yqe4wKEgr2— JR. (@June__NYC) September 1, 2015
Close Friends chime in on the Kermit/Piggy scandal. pic.twitter.com/i0m0T4RKja— CasanoVa Brown (@YahWeh_Tweets) September 1, 2015
*Moves Kermit out the way* Denise what's good? pic.twitter.com/ETJ81KX4Vb— ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ (@NasMaraj) September 1, 2015
But it doesn't seem like Miss Piggy even cares to notice all of the new attention on Denise.
In a breathtaking display of infinite maturity, here's the meme-ified back and forth between musicians Iggy Azalea and Snoop Dogg - with bonus commentary from Nick Young, Azalea's boyfriend. Luckily it's not like they aired their little spat publicly online where everyone can see what they've done and make fun of them for being a bunch of petulant babies.
UPDATE: Snoop has publicly apologized for this and much more egregious videos he's posted calling Azalea a number of unmentionable names. The real hero of the story? Tip, the King of Atlanta, AKA T.I., who helped Snoop come around on the matter.
Who knew that Peter Venkman could pull off a convincing FDR? So suggests the trailer for Hyde Park on Hudson, a film that finds American treasure Bill Murray stepping into Franklin Roosevelt's wheelchair. Based on events that transpired during King George's visit to the States in 1939, Hyde Park reunites Murray with his Rushmore love interest, Olivia Williams, and is helmed by Notting Hill director Roger Michell -- so expect a lot of subtle humor about the differences between Americans and Brits. Hyde Park on Hudson opens December 7.