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These damn 280 character tweets have us feeling personally attacked. And you'll probably relate to some of them too. Especially if your preferred poison is drinking tequila or knowingly doing things that will inevitably bite you in the ass. Also, here are more funny tweets in case of emergency. 

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Because you're worth it. These memes will definitely make it to your list of great memes, and it of course includes Michael Scott. 

Fresh out the meme oven. Just for you and out just in time, today's latest and memes all for you. Don't you feel special? You shouldn't. Funny memes are for everyone and will be shared as such. But you can pretend we made them for you, we won't judge you, much. But if you've ever wondered how epic memes can get these dirty and savage memes are truly glorious, and only the worthy can truly appreciate them. Or, if you are just looking for a laugh and a good time, these hilarious memes will have you reaching for a glass of water in no time.

One night stands are a little like Russian roulette. When they're good, you get all the benefits without any further obligation. But when they're bad...they're really, really bad. These horror stories are a reminder to be careful before flirting with that mysterious stranger. You might get more than you bargained for.

Carpe diem, friendos. 

It's happy hour somewhere, right?

Feeling lost? Are you struggling to remember what day it is? Keep reaching for the bottle? According to these tweets, that's pretty damn normal. Welcome to the week between Christmas and New Years, when we can't seem to figure out when we are, where we are, or what we should be doing. 

According to scientists, smaller animals drink the tears of larger animals to acquire nutrients that are not present in running water. 

Press pause on your daily grind and soak up some of these cute (and sometimes irreverent) comics by artist Reza Farazmand. 

Would you leave the house in that shirt, Y/N?

It's clear that the man in this image has made many mistakes, one of which was to buy industrial strength underpants. We hope he'll be okay once the inevitable hangover wears off, but in the meantime his picture sparked a glorious photoshop battle.

We are pretty sure we've experienced all of these... have you?