drive koala caption marsupial thief - 8452321792
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Take a look at this ruthless criminal.

A boy in Victoria, Australia named Sam Box came home Monday to find a koala attempting to drive away with his family's Land Rover.

He took a bunch of photos of the suspect before he fled the scene.

"I opened the door and he just got out and walked away," said the boy.

Koala sightings are fairly common in the area around their sheep farm, according to his father, but they're not usually trying to steal their car.

The only way to properly honor this thieving marsupial is to caption him in all his glory! We'll post the good ones.

Even if he could even reach the pedals with his stubby little legs, his driving would probably look something like this.

drive Fast and Furious First World Problem Frivolous Lawsuit - 5288660992
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Frivolous Lawsuit of the Day: In terrifying first for our nation, a Keego Harbor, Michigan woman is suing a film distributor because the movie she watched was not enough like Fast and Furious.

Sarah Deming went to see Nicolas Winding Refn's latest action-drama film Drive in Novi after watching the movie's trailer.

She claims in her lawsuit against Drive's