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25 Ridiculously Bad Spellers Who Need To Read A Dictionary

Listen, words are hard. We don't like reading all that much, and we keep forgetting how to spell the word tomorow. Tommorrow? Tomorrow. There we go. Anyway, these folks, and other abysmal spellers of the world have no business misspelling what they're misspelling, and the results can become fun flights of the imagination. 

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25 Weird and Dumb Punishments People Received from Their Parents

Parenting is difficult. Parents often don't know what they're doing, so they have to figure it out on the fly. We've all had that moment when your parents find out that you've learned a new swear word, and have to deal with the fallout. Some parents will make you put soap in your mouth. Others will send you to your room. Sometimes they just start swearing too, and that's pretty cool. Often parents try to get creative with their punishments. Some are incredibly effective. Some aren't. Other ones are super creepy and cause lasting psychological damage. Anyway, here are weird punishments.

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20 Employees Share the Dumbest Things They've Ever Heard Customers Utter

These high-maintenance or otherwise impossible customers really shouldn't be allowed out in public. No way in hell the employees themselves are getting paid enough to put up with these kind of rage-inducing, jaw-droppingly brainless situations. Maybe we should just get these poor misguided folk some instruction manuals on how the real world operates. 

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27 Hilariously Dumb Moments That Are Literally Not Wrong

It's like the world is one great big dad joke. God bless these people for proving it for us once and for all. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere. Life on earth in 2019 can best be described as a meme. And when life's a meme, all you can do is look at even MORE memes. 

Sometimes though humor needs that extra oomph, that edge to it to get you going. Well we are happy to oblige and give you some of the best dark humor memes available today. 

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Guy Makes Insultingly Low Offer for Lawnmower So Dude Sends Him to Sears

It's not uncommon in cases of choosing beggars to send an entitled buyer to pick something up, but in reality send them on en endless wild goose chase. This kind of trolling is typically reserved for the more abusive, entitled, and unobservant people who try to waste other people's time with tactless low-balling.

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Government-Shattering Fart Halts Kenyan Regional Assembly For 10 minutes

Now this is our kind of politics. Here's the full BBC News story, but the title pretty much says it all. A regional assembly in Kenya's Homa Bay had to take a 10 minute break due to a particularly awful trouser-cloud someone laid in the chamber. Apparently there was a conversation over blame and an ensuing scramble to find some kind of air freshener, but the debate-stopping fart dissipated enough after a while for business to continue. We've read about farts shutting down job sites, but a fart that halt local government is a new high.

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29 Moments That Prove Kids Are Funny Creatures

Some people grow out of it, some don't. Children are stupid idiots. Sure, they're just learning everything about the world for the first time, but hot damn are they dumb as rocks for a while there. We were dumb too. We're still dumb, but we can do long division and drive, so that's pretty good. 

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25 Idiots Who Posted Their Crimes to Facebook

I think it goes without saying that you shouldn't commit crimes but, if you really have to. don't post about it on Facebook.

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19 Head Shakingly Ridiculous Moments of Pure Facepalm

These instances might remind you that you're actually doing pretty well for yourself in the whole brain department. Hot damn, it's like life is a race to see who can do the dumbest thing ever. We absolutely love it. And boy people are dumb a lot.

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Donald Trump Confuses Entire Nation With One Fat FAIL of a Tweet

Leave it to Donald Trump to take to Twitter yet again, and effortlessly confuse an entire nation....and then some. 

The plus side is that sort of behavior eventually yields us some tremendous Trump memes and where would we be without those?

Donald Trump misspells tweet about news coverage and confuses the entire nation.
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idiocracy future movies The Writer of 'Idiocracy' Is Dissapointed That His Dystopian Movie Is Slowly Becoming Real
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'Idiocracy' is everyone's favorite movie about a dystopian future in which everyone has become really, really stupid. The movie's writer, Etan Cohen, seems disappointed in how close he seems to have hit the mark. 


via @etanjc

'Idiocracy' is a cultural touchstone that everyone likes to use to point to how ridiculous modern life has become. Even Terry Crews (AKA President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho) used the premise to poke fun at the current election cycle. 

via @terrycrews

Future President Camacho is right guys, can't we all just crack open a Brawndo and chill? 
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#AfterSex is the New Eyeroll-Inducing Instagram Trend

Welcome to the #AfterSex hashtag where you can look at even more dumb selfies and get jealous because you aren't getting busy.

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Chris Brown just can't catch a break. Despite somehow still having legions of fans and tons of money, he never quite escapes that one thing he's known for (and with good reason). So it's no real surprise that people with common sense are still highly critical of him. Now, Brown is catching heat for a dog breeding/puppy selling site that he started as his side job.

PETA, as well as a host of other animal-friendly organizations, are taking shots at Brown for breeding pit bulls and selling them at a premium price, when there are pit bulls that are in need of being adopted. Says SpcaLA president Madeline Bernstein:

There is no reason to breed and produce more pit bull puppies when there are pit puppies waiting for homes in every shelter in America.

For his part, Brown's reps have said that the puppies are not being bred and that they are the offspring of his family's dogs, and the site is now empty. Still, the internet needs a record of Brown's bad decisions, if only to create a large archive of stupidity for everyone to read.

[inquisitr]