Stupid Pet Trick of the Day: A cat plays the shell game surprising well.
Let me guess: He's never even met that human before.
This Is The Way The World Ends of the (Catur)Day: Old and Busted: Puss in Boots. New Hotness: Cats in Tanks.
Resourceful Feline of the Day: Bad: Cats have learned to use tools. Worse: The tools are made of humans.
Rise Of The Useless Machines of the Day: The Most Useless Machine gets a rather intense upgrade, becomes that much more of a metaphor for life. (Scary stuff starts in around 1:00.)
I, For One, Etc. of the Day: No prehensility and/or access to currency? Challenge accepted.
Stupid Pet Trick of the Day: I, for one, welcome our new snakes and ladders-playing canine overlords.
Feline-Friendly Furniture of the Day: Cat-Library™: Because it's high-time we quit pretending that we run this place.