Keep your friends close, and make sure your enemies can't touch your stuff. Turns out people will break your nice things and steal your pills. Even if it's something like dog ear medicine.
Parenting is difficult. Parents often don't know what they're doing, so they have to figure it out on the fly. We've all had that moment when your parents find out that you've learned a new swear word, and have to deal with the fallout. Some parents will make you put soap in your mouth. Others will send you to your room. Sometimes they just start swearing too, and that's pretty cool. Often parents try to get creative with their punishments. Some are incredibly effective. Some aren't. Other ones are super creepy and cause lasting psychological damage. Anyway, here are weird punishments.
If you came here to here about brothers who fart on you, sisters who also fart on you, loud grandpa sneezes and abysmally terrific dad jokes, then you came to the right place. It's kinda wholesome, but also kind of realistically stupid and gross. If you're in it for the puns, here are some of tumblr's most punishingly dad-tastic jokes.
Some people grow out of it, some don't. Children are stupid idiots. Sure, they're just learning everything about the world for the first time, but hot damn are they dumb as rocks for a while there. We were dumb too. We're still dumb, but we can do long division and drive, so that's pretty good.
On May 19, baby Zyla strapped into a set of skies (bolted together for safety) and water-skied for over 600 feet. Her parents, both being professional barefoot water skiers and co-owners of the World Barefoot Center in Florida, were possibly the only two parents in the world who could make this sound like a good idea.
Take a look at their Christmas card this year for an idea of this family's passion for the water.
This video shows a caring dad who's decided to make up for the time not spent helping around the house. The video description sums it up best:
We know every woman has two jobs - one at the office and one at home. She multitasks and handles both almost single handedly. It's time to understand why. It's time to get to the root of the issue. Is it our upbringing? Are we passing gender roles that haven't evolved with the times?
Throughout the world, women tend to unequally bear the burden of "unpaid work" that includes household chores like cooking, laundry, cleaning and taking care of kids.
Who knew a commercial for soap could be so inspiring?
It all started in Lillooet, Canada when Armand Foisy captured his 101-year-old mom on video enjoying the winter weather. At this time the video on Facebook has well over 8 million views. Watch the video below to see why it's gotten so popular.
In this follow up video, she is just as excited and just as adorable seeing herself on the news.