First World Problem

First World Problem Insanitarium Marmageddon Marmite Shortage - 6004377600
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First World Problem of the Day: A widespread shortage of popular toast spread Marmite has sent New Zealanders scurrying to find the last remaining containers in a bout of frenzy nicknamed by the press "Marmageddon."

Sanitarium, the snack's manufacturer, was forced to shut down Marmite production last year after its facto

Facebook Lawsuit First World Problem Not The Onion - 5872442624
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Not The Onion of the Day: A Minnesota man recently filed a lawsuit against his uncle for uploading an unflattering Christmas photo to Facebook.

In his harassment suit, Aaron Olson says his uncle posted childhood photos of him on Facebook, and proceeded to add "mean comments" underneath. Among the offending photos: "[Olson] posing in front of

First World Problem Honest Logos Viktor Hertz - 5625123072
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First World Problem of the Day: One of several new additions to Viktor Hertz's ongoing art series, "Honest Logos."

[copyranter.]

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Leave Norway's Butter Crisis Alone of the Day: Tommy, a singer and a celebrities and a famerss famous bloggers from Norway, takes Americans to task for making fun of The Great Norwegian Butter Crisis Of 2011.

[bwe.]

Detroit Rock City First World Problem nickelback Thanksgiving Day Game - 5423894272
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First World Problem of the Day: Just when you thought things couldn't possibly get worse for the Motor City, it was confirmed today that Nickelback will indeed perform during halftime at the Lions-Green Bay game on Thanksgiving Day.

This, despite a petition with over 50,000 signatories asking the halftime show's producers to reconsider for

drive Fast and Furious First World Problem Frivolous Lawsuit - 5288660992
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Frivolous Lawsuit of the Day: In terrifying first for our nation, a Keego Harbor, Michigan woman is suing a film distributor because the movie she watched was not enough like Fast and Furious.

Sarah Deming went to see Nicolas Winding Refn's latest action-drama film Drive in Novi after watching the movie's trailer.

She claims in her lawsuit against Drive's

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First World Problem of the Day: BBC2 viewers were scandalized by an "outsized" pair of squirrel nuts they were forced to view during this week's finale of The Great British Bake Off.

The ballsy move on the part of the show's producers was apparently the topper of a running gag involving shots of squirrels frolicking near Valentines Mansion where the show

First World Problem Martin Kessman White Castle - 5195503616
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First World Problem of the Day: Stocky stock broker Martin Kessman is suing White Castle for being unable to fit his 290lb frame into the chain's stationary booths.

The 64-year-old claims he injured himself at a White Castle in Nanuet, New York, while trying to "wedge" himself into one of the establishment's table-seat combos.

Kessman wrote the company to compl

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News At 11 of the Day: Now that's a First World Problem if I've ever heard one.

[thanks cw!]

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Say What Now of the Day: For a second there I thought Democrats and the Republicans had finally started tackling a real problem.

(sNSFW, unintentional expletive.)

[thanks cw!]