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Internet's Roasting This Idiot Alive After He Got His Junk Stuck In A Gym Weight

The folks back over at Fox report that firefighters were called into a gym in Worms, Germany to help free an idiot and his junk from a 5.5lb weight. Apparently it took a grinder and a hydraulic saw to do the job. The fire department went ahead and shared the pic of the weight all broken up, after the mission was accomplished. Naturally, it's since gone viral; and everyone has tons of hilarious questions about the bizarre occurrence...

Internet has tons of hilarious questions after some guy gets his junk stuck in weight plate at the gym.
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15 Odd Marketing Tactics That Made Us Laugh And Then Say WTF

These people all tried to market something - whether that something was good or not is debatable, but they all produced some pretty WTF-worthy ways of pushing their services.

(Sidenote: these are not real ads - check out Alan Wagner for more).

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Joggling: The World's Weirdest Sport

If you're like me, juggling is something that will always remain a mystery. No matter how hard I try, the balls only go in one direction: down. But that's not the case for everyone. In fact, for some people, juggling is so easy that they decided to combine it with another sport: jogging. Jogging + juggling = joggling. Thus, the weirdest sport (and most inaccessible for uncoordinated people) was born. 

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You Will Rethink Your Fast Food Meal After This Calculator Tells You How Long You Need to Run to Burn It Off

If you're the type of person to eat fast food and assume you'll work it off, think again. This online calculator will tell you exactly how long you have to work to make up for what you just ate. What it doesn't factor in is the fact that everything, even breathing or thinking, uses calories. However, if you get an extra dessert you will still probably have to be running for a few HOURS to make up for it.

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drugs olympics The World's Fastest Stoner Was Not Fast Enough to Qualify for the Olympics
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Chris Barnicle finished dead last out of 105 people hoping to qualify for the U.S. Men's Olympic Marathon team. His finishing time was 3:45:34, that's pretty fast for a casual runner but, according to FloTrack, it was also the slowest time for an Olympic qualifying marathon since 2000. 

He used to be a professional runner but since slowing down after an injury, he has gotten into the edible marijuana business. Barnicle even calls himself the "World's Fastest Stoner". That name actually might be true, he did win a pot-themed marathon in San Francisco just last year. 

He ended up having a hard time during the race, cramping up and falling down around mile 22. 



While he won't comment on whether he had drugs in his system at the time, he most likely had these issues due to dehydration. Rumors circulated that he planned to have PBR waiting for him at water stations to refuel but the truth was that he didn't bring anything.