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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

cat memes, tweets, comics and more - thumbnail of tiny white kitten screaming ontop of an orange "look at his absolute baby i found at work the other day - she absorbed the secrets of the orange and can not handle what she learned. Weakling."

Mid-Week Kitty Litter Which Requires Clearing

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Funny tweets about X-men and superpowers, professor x, weird twitter, twitter meme | Beans After Dark @goodbeanalt Professor X: what's your super power? Me: impersonation Professor X: oh really? Professor X: yes Spooky Skoog @Skoog Professor X: what's your power? Me: super strength Professor X: that's great Me: but only when i'm really horny Professor X: oh? Me: [stares him directly in the eye while i lift an entire bookcase] Professor X: oh..

Clever Tweets About Professor X & Questionable Superpowers

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text Onyx @Allanah_Morales Y'all remember principals used sit our classes our teachers became fake nice af day lol

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (October 12, 2020)

The funny women of Twitter
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funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland Why would I pay for a haunted house when I can wake up to my kid silently standing by my bed at 5 AM.

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week

The funny dads of Twitter
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Twitter thread 6 month wall of pandemic | Dr Aisha Ahmad @ProfAishaAhmad 6 month mark any sustained crisis is always difficult have all adjusted this "new normal but might now feel like running out steam. Yet, at best are only 1/3 way through this marathon can keep going? THREAD /x

Twitter Thread: Mentally Dealing with 6 Months of Global Crisis

Weird times, man.
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Trump memes that are hugely amazing, truly tremendous. Memes like this about a president, or about Donald Trump, are unprecedented.

15 Of The Most Tremendous Donald Trump Memes

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Funny random memes for wasting time, relatable memes, office memes, dank memes, funny tweets | friend: omg had dream where married my crush my dreams: Shutte Ste Here's child car flying and cat holding a naked man in a basket | Leonardo Dicaprio wasn't always meme, he an actor too sure grandma let's get bed DAD

36 Memes Meant For Wasting Precious Time

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Funny dystopian memes about the bleak world we live in | Capitalism be like: Trade blood access knowledge ADVERTISE HERE Signal CALL NEED BOOKS? NO WORRIES DONATE PLASMA. this is some dystopian shit New donors earn up 100 one week! | shouldn't worry about ýour career world will be completely unliveable within 20 years. just try have good time while can. wiki Have Healthy Second Marriage Were Widowed

17 Bleak Dystopian Memes Because Nothing Really Matters

"Nothing really matters, anyone can see"
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dad joke style memes about being middile class fancy | stock photography unexpectedly run into friend Doug at place establishment Looks like theyll let anybody here lol Omiddleclassfancy | she finds out love Chili's drink crispy boys on reg, drive certified pre-owned Kia Optima, and earn clean 38k salary middledassfancy next thing knew pregnant kylie jenner

'Middle Class Fancy' Nuggets For All The Dads In Training

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funniest parenting tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_ My 4yo is irate that she's not in our family pictures that were taken in 2012.. She was born in 2016

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week

The funny parents of Twitter
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Funny tweets, relatable tweets, random tweets, twitter memes, comedy, comic, parenting, dating | logan @brainwxrms IOVA imagine being girl and having keep an extra pair underwear ur car just case some dude revs his truck up at stop light

29 Clever & Relatable Tweets For Short Attention Spans

Short and sweet, baby.
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funny twitter thread about the dolphin minds of people with adhd | Thread DREADpirate Shannon @3TrackMind79 sure there's fancy scientific name but prefer call Dolphin Mind guarantee most everyone on #TeamADHD knows this feeling. Here's looks like NTs lovely pond. NT: Yeah s nice always wanted nunchucks. | DREADpirate Shannon @3TrackMind79 reality, here's our Dolphin Minds do Out Loud lovely pond my Head: Oh hey, there's turtle! MimH: LOVE Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. MimH: But who's best? MimH:

Twitter Thread Explains The 'Dolphin Mind' Of People With ADHD

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Funny Tweets, Funny Memes, Twitter Jokes, Funny Jokes, Clever Tweets, Twitter | sarah TMASER @softbithc moons fucking massive tonight wtf banana reflecting in windshield | Ron Iver @ronnui_ There's saying "never be smartest person room" and live by those words comes very naturally

30 Tweets That Are Comedy Gold

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Funny random memes | Not cellphone sight, just people living moment. medieval classic painting depicting a beheading scene guillotine | New years day Looking forward 3 months later 2020 Disntectant BAZAAR Donald Glover Childish Gambino

Memes To Help You Through Life's Thankless Hell

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Scottish zoo in Edinburgh shuts down rumor that they have a penguin erector job

Edinburgh Zoo Hilariously Shuts Down Rumor of 'Penguin Erector' Job

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Cringe Memes, Stupid Memes, Funny Memes, Twitter Memes, Epic Fail, Fellow Kids | DQ Grill&Chill ITS UPSIDE DO WNRIGHT THICC Vick's MARKET DISC VER MasterCard VISA INSURANCE Marber 809 SPACE REN VAPOR | wendys O MetalAF W- E EAT N- NUGGETS D DAILY Y SPOOKY BOYS will yougo onadatewilth 17,692 likes wendys sp99ky 69ys take nste

Businesses Post Cringe To Fit In With The Kids

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