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Tumblr dissets Pokémon's probability system, and it's amazing | rocketreturns remember mirage island shit pokemon r/s/e fucked nonsense ask-oncies-jizz had talk an old man once per day. then game would generate 2 random number bytes. those bytes would have both match also random and unseeable personality values one party pokemon. assuming had full party 6 roughly 1/10000 chance. thats rarer than finding shiny. and this wasn't once per random encounter this once per day. this only way find liechi

Tumblr Thread: Pokémon's Probability System Is Madness

Wild stuff.
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Tumblr story of game warden who let poachers reel him in in scuba gear to catch them | Terry Grosz fish and game warden caught illegal fishers by waiting Eel river wetsuit and reeled himself fisherman cast out their lines. After writing citations and confiscating their fishing rods, he went back into river and swam away. Ultrafacts.tumblr.com

Tumblr Thread: Game Warden Who Let Poachers Reel Him Up In Scuba Gear

What a method.
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guide HOW TO TRAIN YOUR HUMAN video cat being petted

How to Train Your Human (A Cat's Guide)

A cats guide on how to train your human
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A collection of American habits that Americans didn't realize were so American | Small avocados. Went puerto rico like yo ill have like 6 those stuffed avocados Buddy like yo gringo think underestimate size our avocados here. Just have one and ill being more if want after had half one like football.

American Habits That Are So American

So American without even realizing it.
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A collection of funny and random moments from people on Tumblr. | tredlocity all laugh at guy fieri, smash mouth and shrek movie series, but also all collectively agree their existence makes world better place steakplissken king laughs at jester, but values his wit and honesty Source: tredlocity 4,788 notes

Random Tumblr Jewels To Occupy Existence With

Tumblr is a goldmine of comedy gems.
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Wholesome moments of men exhibiting non-toxic masculinity | library haunter @SketchesbyBoze "Guys don't express their feelings because showing love is sissies look buddy, if Aragorn son Arathorn, heir throne Gondor can tenderly kiss Boromir on head, then 's stopping being affectionate? | suga.mp4 @sugarsiah lil sister wanna be nail tech or sum shit like and she asked if she could practice on .not gon on lie feel like bad bitch PICKUS

Wholesome & Funny Moments Of Dudes Doing Good

No toxic masculinity here.
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Story about solving a school project with as low effort as possible | Posted by u/saltyhotwing 23 hours ago just has roll? Got Back seventh grade had an assignment where had make cars out limited materials only items were allowed use were: 6 inches wire Unlimited printer paper Unlimited glue

Wholesome School Project Solution Is Lazy Genius

It's not stupid if it works.
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Funny memes, academic memes, theory memes | clueless Kant lived life celibacy and died before cars were invented e virgin who can't drive. | class Can stay discussion with second Let's go deeper on this Building on this point Let know if getting if other way around reminds want X's point unpack bullets

Academic Memes Full Of Scholarly Humor

For the smarties.
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Dudes Avoid Chaotic Evil With Skimpy Outfits And Love

Love conquers all.
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Employee talks to food while boss and coworkers overhear | O r/tifu Posted by u/I_Ate_That_Food 4 days ago 2 3 F2 S TIFU by forgetting wasn't muted during Zoom meeting ate my lunch, causing irreversible harm my reputation talk my food eat have been working home recently (obviously and am pretty fortunate because basically there is no function my job need be office But have let some bad habits seep .

Company Overhears Employee Roleplaying with Lunch

That's gonna be an oops.
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Funny random memes, relatable memes, dank memes, stupid memes, funny memes, spongebob memes, dank memes | Flies entering my house: Flies trying leave my house: Mr. Krabs Front door is missing! SWAT team Spongebob | Cats are not as loyal as dogs but at least don't tell police where drugs are

50 Quality Memes To Improve Your Mood

A smorgasbord of comedy.
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Absurd radio tower HOA strategy | Well There's Problem Podcast @wtyppod folks Here's best piece advice dealing with an HOA. If they ever start giving trouble, just threaten put up radio tower backyard. Like let's say just got trampoline kids enjoy and HOA tells have take down.

Radio Tower Threat is Bold HOA Fighting Strategy

Technically it could work maybe.
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Funny random tumblr memes | -am--fish everytime stay at hotel take bite out soap bar confuse cleaning staff damaramegido hey op real quick Actual fuck transselkie Hey op do realize by actually biting chunk fucking soap are fact one losing karo-chic y'all are just jealous op is brave enough monch on forbidden chocolate am--fish living dragon-hated-art does forbidden chocolate taste like -am--fish soap | neutraldankhotel eats 100 ears corn two hours am corn king cannot be outcorned eats 101 ears

Various Tumblr Gems to Keep the Day Moving

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funny not my job and you had one job moments | yellow traffic sign with one edge removed because it was installed too close to a wall | CAUTION MAXIMUM LOAD Stay off LBS,

Majestically Unprofessional "Not My Job" Moments

Looks good enough.
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Funny and cringey moments from trashy people | Idk why my last post deleted. This page says no rules. Once again selling positive pregnancy tests 50 each. Need money my kids. Make man yours forever! | Today is 1st time l've been forced wear mask. At my local grocery store just now. At least can breathe my mask got this clever idea someone this group, great idea PLACEBO face mask made of net mesh

Trashy Moments That Belong In A Landfill

SMDH.
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People on Twitter describe their hilarious misunderstandings | Bob Davies @bobbigmac Replying ArianeSherine My mum and my uncle told McDonalds sold special "Robert Burger" because didn't want anything on menu about 5 ate only these until about 12 went with friends and realised doesn't exist cheeseburger all along

Twitter Users Share Their Hilarious Misunderstandings

Confusion comes for us all.
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