While we will probably never find a Garfield spin off as hilarious and existentially depressing as Garfield Minus Garfield, this comes close.
The artist behind Hetfield the Cat took the pretty great idea of using Metallica lyrics to express the despondent life of America's most overwrought cartoon cat.
Here are a few examples.
A real-life Garfield who tips the scales at 40 pounds has laid claim to the title of world's fattest cat. After last week's winning weigh-in, he was promptly put on a prescription cat food diet, and he is undergoing range-of-motion therapy while waiting for adoption by a family who "will be very committed to his weight-loss goals."