Life can be hard when you're stupid, but when something finally works out for you, it can feel like you're on top of the world. At least that's how George Costanza feels here. Good job, buddy.
This guy's no O.J. Simpson.
A very low-speed police chase in Ohio gave led to some well-documented footage of the slowly escaping offender.
According to Complex:
After previously being escorted home by police following reports of the chain-smoking motorized wheelchair demon of speed careening through traffic just one day earlier, 34-year-old Graham Ley was once again the target of bemused police officers after receiving a call about "a man in a wheelchair [who] keyed a woman's car."
Shortly after police descended upon a cigarette-puffing Ley in the streets of Elyria, the daring motorist attempted to flee at roughly seven miles per hour — offering a cheerful thumbs-up to the person behind the camera. After a breathtakingly well-paced maneuver, Ley was eventually apprehended and charged with Disorderly Conduct, Resisting Arrest, and a handful of other annoyances.
It all, of course, brings George Costanza to mind...
We thought this day would never come: With a new tagline -- "Soup for you! Soup for everyone!" -- Jason Alexander has partnered with the Original SoupMan as a celebrity spokesman.
"We had one of the greatest episodes of Seinfeld ever, somewhat at his expense," Alexander says. "But now, I get to make amends by helping bring his recipes to everyone."
And just like that, George Costanza and the Soup Nazi have made their peace.