If you came here to here about brothers who fart on you, sisters who also fart on you, loud grandpa sneezes and abysmally terrific dad jokes, then you came to the right place. It's kinda wholesome, but also kind of realistically stupid and gross. If you're in it for the puns, here are some of tumblr's most punishingly dad-tastic jokes.
Wang (95) and his wife Huang have become the face of everlasting love in the city of Hebei, China. Billboards have been scattered in shopping malls and random locations throughout the city after a photo shoot for their 64th anniversary went viral.
The Chinese couple first met in 1954 when Huang was asked to make a suit for Wang.
Wang (all dressed in suits made by his wife) and Huang were pictured in each shot doing things they love together.
One grandmother apparently gave ISIS quite an earful.
In the video above which surfaced last week, an old woman in Syria gets right up in the face of some ISIS militants (according to the uploader) telling them that what they are doing is wrong.
“Oh you devils, turn back to God,” she says, “It’s all forbidden. I swear nothing what you have done was in the way of God.”
She argues against the unnecessary slaughter of innocents and warns them that their group is cursed.
“Neither of you will win,” she says. “Nor will anybody, you only will keep killing each other like donkeys.”
The men laugh and make fun of her, telling her to go away.
There isn’t much more information on the origins of this video, and the BBC wonders if the men are in fact ISIS as the uploader claims them to be. Some commenters are pointing out that if it really were ISIS, they would have killed the woman on the spot.
Over the weekend, U.S. led forced conducted a number of air strikes against ISIS targets in both Syria and Iraq.
Here’s a little bit of inspiration for the day from an unlikely source.
This 84-year old woman may not be exactly sure how to bowl (or what bowling is for that matter) but she manages to get a strike on her very first try.
Watch as the entire room celebrates her accomplishment with a standing ovation.
While most young people would be super excited to unwrap an Apple iPhone box on Christmas day, Grandma was not so pleased.
"I'm really not equipped to handle this," she said, noting that she uses a landline.
Fortunately for her, it wasn't exactly an iPhone, but it was still pretty sweet.
When a video starts off with a toothless old lady on a rocking chair saying, "I'm not racist..." it pretty much opens the floodgates for all sorts of craziness. This half-tirade, half-unintelligible mishmash of words that sound relatively close to English, contains some classy quotes such as "that word we're not allowed to say anymore that I grew up with" (regarding the n-word and her use of it in a public place). The real crime here, however, is how her top looks like a couch cover.