Josh Sundquist: Paralympic skier, best-selling author and motivational speaker, and now the leg lamp from A Christmas Story.
Complete with carved-watermelon Krang.
Well played, Mike!
This little guy wins the Internet today.
This is how a real geek does Halloween.
Here's the painstaking process.
This report from the Halloween front lines courtesy Redditor rdt156: My friend and his daughter dressed as a Work Loader from Aliens.
A #1, large size, with brains, please.
Surprisingly simple, and nothing could possible go wrong either.
Senior citizens, in costume, dancing shuffling to "Monster Mash" -- it's double creepy.
Funny! Also weird as hell.
This guy's doing it very, very right.
Bonus: Tim Curry's Halloween song from "The Worst Witch" for your viewing pleasure!
Photoshopped? Tough call.
But awesome regardless.
Bonus: 10 Things We Learned From Sunday Night's Episode.
God bless NYC's annual Tomkins Square Halloween Dog Parade.
This sheep is dressing like a human for Halloween. Please enjoy.
And don't worry -- "No sheep were harmed in the making of this video. On the contrary, Edie loved the attention."
The cob being a roll of cookie dough, obvs.