Sure, there's no sense crying over spilled milk, but a literal ton of garbage spilled on the freeway? That's something to get upset over.
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It's official: Kylie Jenner is the world's youngest "self-made" billionaire ever at age 21, even younger than Mark Zuckerberg, who made his first billion at 23. There's no doubt that Jenner, who started Kylie Cosmetics in 2015, works incredibly hard at what she does, but the internet has been skeptical of whether "self-made" is an appropriate title for someone born into the already-wealthy Kardashian-Jenner empire.
Twitter users have been offering their spicy takes on the matter, which you can read below.
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Most of us are familiar with the satirical stylings of "news" sites like Clickhole and The Onion that bring us that hilarious political and social commentary we all crave from time to time. Unfortunately however, some poor dummies just never got the "fake news" memo.
The following are those people...
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Via Colombia Reports
A young Colombian woman inserted a potato inside herself in a terrible attempt at contraception. After leaving the potato inside for TWO ENTIRE WEEKS she discovered the potato had started to germinate and grow roots. Colombia Reports claims the offending potato was removed without surgery, and the lasting effects should be psychological only.
The most shocking aspect of this idiotic ordeal is that it the Colombian woman's mother gave her daughter the idea to shove a potato inside of her vagoober. INB4 moms in the United States decide that the birth control pill gives you autism and start stockpiling potatoes.
Via @SavedYouAClick
What you're seeing here are tweets from @SavedYouAClick, a Twitter account devoted to answering the dumb questions posed by today's internet headlines (not that we have ever used or condoned such intentionally-vague clickbaiting ahem ahem). With just a few words or a photo attachment, @SavedYouAClick does all the heavy lifting of internet skimming for you, and we're all the better for it.
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Via The Daily Dot
Created by two college friends Robinson Meyer and Nick Castele, @NYTPrepositions pokes fun at the New York Times' obsessive pursuit of prepositional phrases as headlines of their stories.
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