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I'm not crying, YOU'RE CRYING.

Today is National Laziness Day, the most recent of made-up holidays and the internet can't get enough...










Yadda yadda yadda, laziness is supposedly a sign of intelligence... and my Editor wants more text here, but that's against the point of today, isn't it?

It's as if this story walked right off the set of a heartwarming Hallmark Holiday movie; this will bring on all the warm and fuzzy feels.

David Marks told ABC News,

I couldn't believe it. It was an absolute surprise, and the perfect Christmas gift.

For the last six years spent away from his home, Willie was provided for by a family out of Eureka, Nevada, almost 300 miles from his home in Las Vegas. With Willie back at home, the Marks tell the press that it feels like everything's right again. Isn't that a happy ending to a long and bumpy tale?

The big and burly Pittsburgh Penguins took off the pads, hung up the skates, and created a knockout Home Alone parody just in time for the holiday season.

This couldn't come at a better time. We're still trying to deal with whatever sort of cigarette munching, crazy-eyed, mop-headed, sewage beast the once beloved, vaguely adorable Macaulay Carson Culkin evolved into.

Believe it or not, people have been cooking all kinds of savory meats in their dish washers since the 1970's. Reknowned chef, David Burke, says that can even include the star of your holiday feast! Sealing the bird tightly in a number of Tupperware containers and running it for a few cycles will apparently do the trick. It probably isn't the best way to get that classic golden sheen, but it will definitely be a conversation starter around the dinner table!

Click here for the full recipe.

With this invention, you can scare all the trick-or-treaters with decorations at your house and then chase them down the street with them.

With Valentine's Day only a couple of days away, Overly Attached Girlfriend shares an overly attached poem with her fans on YouTube.

Mark Anderson's Santa Mech Suit means the reindeer get the night off!

Check out the latest holiday special video from the White House YouTube channel, starring the First Family's pet dog. For more information on the 2012 White House holiday celebrations, check out the events page.

In keeping with our strict observance of all drinking-related holidays, we wish you a fruitful and productive National Vodka Day.

After all -- it's the most popular liquor in Russia America and deserves to be celebrated as such. Nostrovia!