Queen Elizabeth wore a neon green outfit to her 90th birthday party. What could go wrong? Oh right, the internet...
North Korea released a smiling picture of Kim Jong-Un and were VERY specific about pointing out the fact that the image was untouched. Obviously the first thing the internet did when they got a hold of the image was to touch it up a bit. The results were glorious.
According to the Reddit post that started this photoshop battle, this man got a nose bleed around mile two of the Brooklyn Half Marathon. Instead of quitting to find a bathroom, he stuck a tampon in his nose to stop the bleeding and ran the rest of the race wearing this pained expression. Good thing though, because if he had just quit then we wouldn't have all these beautiful photoshops.
It's pretty safe to say this new addition is kind of a troll by NASA on believers in astrology. That doesn't mean this is a FAKE prank. NASA doesn't believe in astrology, they just pointed out a correction.
For some people, it's a very confusing development! (Although some are still very secure in knowing their star sign)
via @dsweintraub_, @camerawhitt, @DanielleMNorman, @alishasaith, @PetitePasserine
And here's a list of the new signs, if you want to have your world rocked.
The European Space Agency (ESA) just released their satellite Gaia's "First Sky Map" showing our entire Milky Way Galaxy in one single image, the first of it's kind, from long-awaited space science technology.
According to Digg, "when Gaia completes its mission, humanity will have the most accurate and complete catalog of celestial bodies in the Milky Way."
Up until now the rate of disaster in the world seemed to be set at a slow burn, just like the "This is fine" dog's kitchen. Well, as you may have noticed, everything is NOT fine. And this beloved meme/comic has noticed too. The original creator of the meme KC Green, has added an update to this classic.
Apple is releasing a bunch of new emoji, many of them include women doing more things than getting their hair done or wearing a tiara. This should be good news to the lady denizens of the internet who have been asking for these emojis for... years, maybe?
But hey, if for some reason you're upset at all the new emojis for women, never fear. The dancing bunny gals got a gender parity emoji added as well:
The real topic of controversy is actually centered around Apple's decision to totally remove guns from the line up. They've opted to replace it instead with an adorable, green squirt gun. Some people hate this decision, a lot:
via @DanicaPatrick, @SwiftOnSecurity, @BrianMediner, @kylethale
Others are a little more accepting or just don't care.
via @BiggChris_76, @AnthonyCumia, @TonyLoweYoYoYo, @PDbitchwork
Okay, they mainly just don't care. Who's out there texting people pictures of guns anyway?
This weird seagull statue (or would you call it a boobie?) resides in New Bedford, MA and the question of whether to keep the statue is pitting the town residents against each other.
There is one petition by a Raymond C. to remove the statue and a competing petition for Raymond to remove his petition.
While the original petition argues the statue makes the town look silly, the competing petition says it's as much a part of the town as any other art:
"New Bedford is so full of art and out of the ordinary things it would be silly to remove this glorious statue." .... "This man is just clearly uncomfortable by the female form and hates the art."
An update to the statue removal petition clarified itself after that backlash with, "I never said it wasn't art, but it is bad art."
The creator of this statue, Donna Dodson, has done many others, like this panda.
The so-called "Seagull Cinderella" as she titled the New Bedford piece was installed in 2012.
Did you think the internet was going to let you go one day without creating a new trend that simultaneously makes your teeth hurt and your arteries clog just by looking at it? Don't be ridiculous!
Feast your eyes on the frosting-stuffed croissant. It's not limited to red velvet flavor, they also have birthday cake, cookies and cream and more.
Look at it, and let the power of sugar flow through you.
Someone added a six-inch concrete wall around Donald Trump's Hollywood Star. The miniature wall includes barbed wire and tiny graffiti to keep any outsiders away from his name. No one knows who did it, but many suspect a street artist named Plastic Jesus who has done similar work before.
Shannen Doherty has been very open with fans since being diagnosed with breast cancer. She posted this series of photos of her getting her head shaved on her Instagram.
She also included the picture above right before the black and white series of photos with the caption:
Cupcake pan, chocolates and a razor.... Stay tuned.
A 24-year-old man spent 16 hours in a jail cell following an arrest for alleged criminal damage.
"On arrival at Perry Barr (the name of the UK jail) I was impressed by how modern and clean the building looks. I was dealt with promptly by the custody officer and shown to my cell.
He wrote: "Once in my cell I was pleasantly surprised by the cleanliness and décor neutrally decorated to please all parties but done to a high standard."
However, he had to deduct points since he had concerns over a hair found near the en-suite toilet and felt that cups of tea could have been provided more promptly.
Chief Inspector Paul Minor, West Midlands Police Criminal Justice Manager, said: "We feel it's a five-star facility. The reviewer has been very complimentary about the facility and staff, but I think he's been a little harsh by awarding it just a three-star rating." How British!
Yes, these are real and yes, that is a giant floating eggplant that you can ride on.
Sure, you'd be stupid to bring your phone into the pool with you but that doesn't mean you have to go without expressing yourself exclusively through pictures. Just take these giant emoji pool toys with you.
Now you can spend your entire weekend floating on a giant poop. What a time to be alive.