Whoa boy everybody stay safe out there! Facebook gives us a window into the lives of the weirdest and most dismal people we've ever seen.
The Internet Gods have spoken: we have been overdue for another stupid social media privacy hoax. This time around, boomers and the technologically ignorant are concerned about their already non-existent privacy on image-sharing site Instagram.The post claims that deleted photos and messages will be made public unless the "memo" is shared. The message is laughable, but the masses are pretty damn gullible where privacy is concerned. To make matters worse, celebrities and politicians such as Rick Perry (The US Secretary of Energy...) and Usher have been sharing the bogus spam as well. Instagram and Twitter users with a bit more of their wits about them have been using this opportunity to roast their share-happy peers via memes and exasperated tweets - and the results are pretty fricken' funny.
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Soulja Boy must love hamburgers because this guy’s all about beef.
After receiving our coveted Beef of the Day last month, when he famously told movie star and robot-fighting man Shia LaBeouf to stay out of Atlanta, he’s at it again.
This time Soulja has turned his sights on R&B singer and domestic abuser Chris Brown, and he’s telling the world.
Apparently, Chris Brown didn’t like Soulja Boy liking a picture of Karrueche Tran, Brown’s ex, on Instagram. So, according to Soulja Boy, Brown called him up on FaceTime, and the next thing you know, Soulja Boy is telling the whole NSFW story to Instagram. Again, NSFW.
soulja boy going off on chris brown pic.twitter.com/tGmF9RDijC— 🗡 (@6PAPl) January 3, 2017
So it looks like Soulja Boy isn’t making any new friends this new year and is instead publicly threatening people.
This is old news to Twitter, who seems to be getting kind of tired of Soulja Boy’s many beefs. Looks like a lot of people made the same New Year’s resolution: Go vegetarian.
Everyone in America knows that laptops grow on trees, and there’s no greater proof of this than the TSA’s massive collection of laptops.
The TSA tweeted last week that about 70 laptops — mostly expensive MacBooks by the looks of it — that were left behind at security. Whatever, these people will just walk over to the magic laptop tree and grab a new laptop.
People are regularly doing things like that. Mashable reports, “In a 2014 story, Capital Public Radio in Sacramento, California, reported that roughly 20,000 items, each priced at $500 or more, were left at checkpoints around the country. Those items eventually get sent to TSA's Virginia headquarters, while less valuable objects make their way to re-sale shops.”
If you’re one of the few people who cannot just walk over to the laptop tree and pick a new laptop, there are steps you can take. In addition to sending a message to the TSA on Twitter at or Facebook, you can call their Lost & Found. Just in case you forgot your loaded gun or fingernail thingy.
Everyone agrees: The most important part of the wedding is the hashtag.
You could have the right dress, cake, and DJ, but if your hashtag fails to inspire and delight your guests, guess what, no one had a good time. The hashtag lives on long after the music ends and leaves an indelible print on your pictures. It’s the first thing that guests ask for and the last thing they forget.
So why would you leave the hashtag up to the amateurs?
Gunning for the title of most millennial job of 2016, Marielle Wakim, a Los Angeles-based magazine editor, is offering personalized wedding for a low, low price. “Happily Ever #Hashtagged,” Wakim’s business offers hashtags, charging $40 for one and $115 for three options. She’s also willing to tag bachelor and bachelorette parties.
Recently, Wakim’s wedding hashtags were featured on Good Morning America, where John Legend didn’t seem too impressed by them. Although, we’re in agreement, the one she wrote for George and Amal Clooney, “AmalYourGeorge,” was pretty solid.
For more on Wakim, check out her interview in Mashable or simply call her because you don’t want your special day to be ruined, do you?
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