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jersey shore Purple Squirrel - 5811559168
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Purple Squirrel of the Day: A purple squirrel caught by a couple in Jersey Shore, PA, has cryptozoologists scratching their heads.

Connie Emert says she told her husband Percy that a purple squirrel had been getting into their bird feeders, but he didn't believe her. Sunday around noon he checked their rodent trap, "and sure enough, there it was."

The Emerts clai

abercrombie-fitch jersey shore Product Replacement The Fitchuation - 5097858304
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Product Replacement of the Day: In a marketing first, national clothing retailer Abercrombie & Fitch has released a statement explicitly asking Jersey Shore cast member Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino to stop wearing clothes manufactured by the company.

Expressing "deep concern" for the association of its brand with MTV's controve

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Lights Out: Jersey Shore 4: This time, it's exactly the same as last time.

[strikegently (nsfw).]

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Pickle of the Day: Snooki was spotted walking around Florence in a neck brace a day after crashing a car into her own police escort, injuring two officers. No alcohol was reportedly involved.

Snooki, who is in Italy with her castmates to film the fourth season of MTV's hit reality show Jersey Shore, initially refused medical treatment, which led to a few raised eyebrows when she

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Trivial Comedy For Serious People of the Day: Broadway players Santino Fontana and David Furr deliver transcripts from MTV's Jersey Shore in the style of Oscar Wilde.

See Also: Part 2, Part 3,

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Saying What We're All Thinking Of Yelling of the Day: On last night's AC360, Anderson Cooper took his Honesty Hammer(tm) to the single greatest threat our future existence has ever faced: The Smooshing Scourge known as Snooki.

Needless to say, it was rather glorious.

[producermatthew.]

2012 jersey shore JWoww pauly d RIP Society snooki - 4632428032
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Breaking Jersey Shore News of the Day: MTV isn't letting Jersey Shore's fourth season shooting delays slow down the brand's momentum, announcing today that it has greenlighted not one, but two Shore spinoffs set to air next year.

The first, an as-yet-untitled 12-episode s

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Sizzle Reel of the Day: K-Town, AKA the Asian-America Jersey Shore, gets one step closer with the release of this sleazy sizzle reel. The show has apparently been picked up, but no word on where or when it will air.

Clearly, tho, right now isn't soon enough.

[aam.]