Have you been up at 3am tweet-shaming President Obama recently? Well, watch out, he sees you.
Appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, President Barack Obama took out an iPhone and participated in Kimmel's much-beloved Mean Tweets segment, fielding insult after insult on everything, from some bad shampoo to his choice of jeans. You think dealing with Putin's tough? Try sleeping after being called both the Nickelback of Presidents and the Sharknado of Presidents. Cold blooded.
The final insult of the night came from, you guessed it, Republican presidential candidate, Donald Trump. Under the guise of his @realDonaldTrump handle, Trump lobbed 140 characters of fury at the commander-in-chief.
To which Obama replied, "At least I will go down as a President."
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Britney Spears went with a group of her dancers to Jimmy Kimmel's house in the dead of night to prank him. His reaction is priceless!
Jimmy Kimmel stars in this 'deleted scene' from the upcoming Batman v. Superman movie. They must have just cut this out for the trailer. What a shame, it probably would have been a very different movie if the superheroes were allowed to stop pretending they don't recognize each other out of costume.
And, of course Ben Affleck managed to sneak his bestie Matt Damon on the show.
TWICE! 
Still no interview.
Game of Thrones fans will recognize Lena Headey as the infamous Queen Cersei Lannister. She's cool, mean and also a little bit drunk most of the time. In other words, if she could convince her brother Jaime to leave her alone long enough, she would be the perfect contestant on The Bachelor. This video simply confirms it.
You tell 'em, Cersei.
It didn't quite break the Internet when Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy broke up ahead of their television show return, but it caused everything to slow down for a little bit.
And even though we didn't know the exact cause, we've had continued exposure to the unfolding drama. For instance, we all couldn't believe it when Kermit quickly rebounded.
And so it was with heavy hearts and uncomfortable awkwardness that the pair come on Jimmy Kimmel Live Sept. 21 to explain more about what led to the rift in this beloved couple.
So watch and maybe you can get a little more perspective how love can go wrong between two muppets.
Earlier today, Vanity Fair tweeted out a promotion for their big story on what's so good about current late night programming.
We talked to all the titans of late-night television, and found out why it's better than ever http://t.co/pIG1c7wSs1 pic.twitter.com/p8EgyB5jva
— VANITY FAIR (@VanityFair) September 14, 2015
You may notice it's a real sausage fest in there.
I've looked at this @VanityFair photo for too long and now I've forgotten what women look like. pic.twitter.com/wMVetfiy6x
— Sebastian Nebel (@SebastianNebel) September 14, 2015
To be fair, Vanity Fair did mention the lack of gender diversity in their story:
What's conspicuously missing from late-night, still, is women. How gobsmackingly insane is it that no TV network has had the common sense—and that's all we're talking about in 2015, not courage, bravery, or even decency—to hand over the reins of an existing late-night comedy program to a female person?
And they did mention comedienne Samantha Bee's upcoming TBS late night talk show. She, however, decided to respond directly to the tweet, imagining herself in the picture with the rest of her peers.
.@VanityFair Good... pic.twitter.com/iMeILDVbz2
— Samantha Bee (@iamsambee) September 14, 2015
And then followed up with the kicker:
.@VanityFair BETTER pic.twitter.com/EfPbTQ3qZ8
— Samantha Bee (@iamsambee) September 14, 2015
Really, a Samantha Bee centaur shooting lasers out of her eyes says it all.
Gary Busey, American actor and contorted facial expression extraordinaire, is joining season 15 of Dancing With The Stars.
He made his grand announcement last night by dressing up as a cowboy and entering on horseback to greet Jimmy Kimmel because...well, he's Gary Busey.
At 72 years old, Busey might seem a bit old to be competing on the show. But he's spritely compared to 82-year-old Cloris Leachman, the oldest person to ever join the cast.
Hi Ho Silver, away!"
Handshake DENIED, Jimmy.
Dancing With The Stars premieres Monday, September 14 on ABC.
If you haven't heard about it by now, a dentist from Minnesota paid $50,000 to illegally kill a beloved and protected lion in Zimbabwe earlier this month.
The whole things seems to have gotten the better of the usually unflappable Jimmy Kimmel.
"It's just vomitous," he said while going on a tirade against the senseless killing of exotic trophy animals.
Kimmel actually grew emotional as he tried to understand the thought process of a big game hunter. It was a very tender moment for the often-cynical talk show host.
Adding to his credit, Kimmel wanted to bring some positive to story by circulating the web address of a conservation organization, and asked viewers to donate.
Way to make something good out of something that has caused a lot of Internet vitriol, Jimmy.
