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Majestically Unprofessional "Not My Job" Moments

Work in any field long enough and you'll see your fair share of wonderfully unprofessional "not my job" moments. There's slides that go right off buildings, misspelled signs and extremely lazy line painting, just to name a few. It makes you feel good about yourself to see people's majestically incompetent "not my job" moments.

funny not my job and you had one job moments | yellow traffic sign with one edge removed because it was installed too close to a wall | CAUTION MAXIMUM LOAD Stay off LBS,
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Quick Story About A Man Who Did Nothing For Years And Got Paid For It

The power of a clipboard, ladies and gents. The question on Quora, "Have you ever had a job where you did nothing for years and nobody found out?" brought out a story of a man named Bob, told by user Shayne Wyatt.

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Hilarious Job Posting Might've Actually Been Created On Microsoft Paint

For the sake of this company's graphic design department, we really hope this is just clever humor at play. 

Ridiculous job posting looking for graphic designer might very well have been created on Microsoft Paint.
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14 Painfully Relatable Posts About Working In Customer Service

People are the worst. Careful, these might trigger all that pent-up, customer service angst. 

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These "Skills" Are Sure to Get You a Job, Even in Today's Competitive Market

These days practically everyone has a college education and debt they need to pay off that goes with it. There has to be some way to distinguish yourself, that's where a having unique skill comes in.

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20 Job Interview Hacks That'll Definitely Leave An Impression

We all know there ain't no stress like job interview stress. Fortunately for the internet, the folks over at The Poke have put together this list of essential interviewing tips that'll make the process much more interesting.

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17 Good Weaknesses To Actually Mention In Job Interviews

Okay, so we don't recommend you go trying ALL of these. Some of them are a bit questionable to say the least. But also, hey, you miss all the shots you don't take! Looking for more clutch interview knowledge to take with you on that wild job hunt? Check out these crucial red flags that you don't want to overlook at your next job interview!

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24 Work-Related Memes To Get You Ready For Monday

Y'all starting to feel that Sunday dread set in? Might as well lean into it and prepare yourself for all the amazing work you're going to do tomorrow. These work-related memes definitely embody our fears for Monday, so hopefully they'll make it so we're not in shock when that dreaded alarm rings.

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london company today translations is looking for an emoji translator
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Are you fluent in Emoji? Well, a London company has just the job for you.

According to the BBC, Today Translations, a language firm in London, is looking for a person to help aid in the “challenges posed by the world’s fastest-growing language.” This is going to help a lot of parents understand a lot of text messages.

This most-important of jobs would be joining the company’s “global network of over 3,000 linguists, with expertise in over 200 languages - as its first dedicated expert in this rapidly evolving form of international communication.” Think about it, this is probably the first step to getting to choose Emjoi as a language class in high school over German.

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The ad continues “Emoji translation is itself an emerging field - but one dominated to date by software, which is often insensitive to the many cultural differences in usage and interpretation. We are therefore seeking an exceptional individual to provide the human touch needed where translation software is inadequate - and to help us become the go-to translation experts in this area.” You would be the first emoji translator in the world, possibly.

Do you fit these qualifications? If so, you can check out the ad today, and you might on the way to a new job.

via Reed.co.uk