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These epically brutal roasts didn't hold anything back.

The company owned by Ivanka Trump's in-laws, the Kushner family definitely managed to ignite a hilarious wave of meme-inspired, dildoesque ridiculousness. Did they know the internet has no shame when it comes to drawing sexualized comparisons? They had to have. I refuse to believe anything else. That building is a steel-framed, thunderous erectile implant, and if the Kushners go through with creating it; all the power to 'em. 

Bad jokes are the best jokes! Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

Bdum tzzzzz.....

Dad jokes are our parents way of getting revenge for the first ~year or two of complete sleep deprivation lack of intimacy and way too many articles of clothing destroyed by vomit. Not to mention all the hair they lose from worrying about us. So when you wonder why your dad made you cringe so hard you got permanent wrinkles, remember that you totally deserve it the devil child that you are/were.

How do court recorders keep straight faces?! 

Remember to check your sources, or you might end up like one of these doofuses, getting mad over something that you didn't even realize was a joke.

Either they don't get the joke or they don't want to. None of us wanted it to be this way.

Just when you think people can't stoop low enough, they respond seriously to an Onion article. Is it a lack of critical thinking skills? Poor reading comprehension? Zero sense of humor? Bogus knowledge of the real world and an inability to distinguish between fact from fiction? Okay, yeah it's probably a combination of all of these. Anyway if you liked these then here's more times people assumed The Onion was trying to be a reputable News source.

So dumb and we absolutely love it. Get ready to subtly laugh your ass off. 

So much facepalm. Always make sure to look at the source.

It's the weekend. You deserve to sit back, relax and waste some time.

Satire isn't for everyone. Here are some folks who chose not to see the humor in The Onion.

These egotistical people's minds are apparently dripping with so much sheer knowledge that they can't help but to get it all over the internet. What did we do to deserve to stand in the presence of these intellectual behemoths? Man, they're smart.

Here are some unnecessary witticisms for you to ponder over. You won't exactly learn anything but they're still fun thoughts that you probably have never had before.  So grab your loofa and dig deep into your brain folds. Check these out for more neuron-stimulating shower thoughts.

Some of our favorite moments from Twitter's legendary tweeters. 

Let the memes flow through you! Just like the Force, but one is real. Memes have power, they carry hidden secrets and meanings only the enlightened can discern. So are you one of the chosen? As you are trying to use your newly-found Jedi mind tricks, keep that smile plastered on your face with some funny memes that will help you get through the day with nary a complaint. Or, if you are more in a laughing mood, these hilarious memes will have you begging for it to stop, only for you to see the next meme and start all over again.

We have it on good authority that these brutal comebacks destroyed the recipients will to live.