The company owned by Ivanka Trump's in-laws, the Kushner family definitely managed to ignite a hilarious wave of meme-inspired, dildoesque ridiculousness. Did they know the internet has no shame when it comes to drawing sexualized comparisons? They had to have. I refuse to believe anything else. That building is a steel-framed, thunderous erectile implant, and if the Kushners go through with creating it; all the power to 'em.
Bad jokes are the best jokes! Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
Dad jokes are our parents way of getting revenge for the first ~year or two of complete sleep deprivation lack of intimacy and way too many articles of clothing destroyed by vomit. Not to mention all the hair they lose from worrying about us. So when you wonder why your dad made you cringe so hard you got permanent wrinkles, remember that you totally deserve it the devil child that you are/were.
Just when you think people can't stoop low enough, they respond seriously to an Onion article. Is it a lack of critical thinking skills? Poor reading comprehension? Zero sense of humor? Bogus knowledge of the real world and an inability to distinguish between fact from fiction? Okay, yeah it's probably a combination of all of these. Anyway if you liked these then here's more times people assumed The Onion was trying to be a reputable News source.
Here are some unnecessary witticisms for you to ponder over. You won't exactly learn anything but they're still fun thoughts that you probably have never had before. So grab your loofa and dig deep into your brain folds. Check these out for more neuron-stimulating shower thoughts.
Let the memes flow through you! Just like the Force, but one is real. Memes have power, they carry hidden secrets and meanings only the enlightened can discern. So are you one of the chosen? As you are trying to use your newly-found Jedi mind tricks, keep that smile plastered on your face with some funny memes that will help you get through the day with nary a complaint. Or, if you are more in a laughing mood, these hilarious memes will have you begging for it to stop, only for you to see the next meme and start all over again.