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"Not My Job" Moments of Unpredictable Unprofessionalism

Work is hard. That's why we try our absolute hardest to not try our hardest. These moments of quality unprofessionalism spring forth in the form of misspelled signs, messed up products, extremely curvy highway lines and totally useless staircases to nowhere. And we couldn't have it any other way.

funny unprofessional not my job moments | square pizza in a box with the pizza wheel cutter embedded in the center | sign on wall 3th floor stupid misspelling
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"You Had One Job" Moments of Occupational Incompetence

People make a lot of mistakes while working, and that's even when they're doing things for ourselves. Throw in a third party or having to do something on behalf of a boss you don't like, and things start to not get done at a fantastic rate. Thanks to these unprofessional circumstances, we have just tons of instances of incompetent construction as well as "not my job" moments of quality unprofessionalism.

funny unproffessional "you had one job" moments | car wheel with the screws inserted in the wrong placements | water pooling around a street gutter that is too high up to drain it
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"Not My Job" Moments of Quality Unprofessionalism

Professional life leaves a lot of opportunity for impressive "not my job" moments of unprofessionalism. Sure, we'd all like to do our jobs well, but sometimes there's not enough time in the day. Of course there are other times when people aren't paid nearly enough to care. Whatever the reason, we have some nice "not my job" moments.

funny unprofessional not my job moments | truck dragging towing an upside down car behind it | swirly white markings on a road
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"Not My Job" Moments of Impressive Unprofessionalism

"Hey, all you told me to do was change the sign, it's not my problem that now it just says "Sign Changed." For every person who's good at their job, it seems like there's someone out there who's incredibly good at not doing their job. The resulting "not my job" moments are a testament to buck-passers everywhere.

Funny lazy unprofessional not my job moments | lovely lady lumpenprole @thelovelylumpen just checking if crow CORVID TESTING OSEPH P KEEFF covid 19 | parked car surrounded by fresh cement
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36 Creatively Lazy 'Not My Job' Moments

We've got to hand it to these lazy individuals. In the most creative way possible, these craftsmen and construction workers absolutely refused to do someone else's job. So they found workarounds that, while extremely amusing, may not have made their clients happy. But we're more than happy to show some appreciation for their efforts.

Funny moments 'not my job', construction fails, funny fails | pavement paved over a rock boulder Not my job award goes | road marks on top of roadkill Winner Not My Job Award ADOT Litchfield Park, AZ 85
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15 of the Laziest Things People Have Ever Seen

These things would go up in the hall of fame if we weren't too lazy to put them there. 

Laziest Things People Have Ever Seen
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Tired of standing in line at your favorite bakery or morning coffee shop?

Enter the Nissan ProPILOT Chair, which will move forward for you, keeping pace with the other chairs around it.





Using the same technology as the Nissan Pilot, the chair uses "autonomous tech for sitting in line." The chair "automatically moves the next person in line forward when appropriate. It removes the need to stand, even the need to pay attention, for the most part. When someone leaves the queue, the chair automatically moves itself to the back of the line for the next person to sit down."


So read your books, check Facebook, put on your makeup... anything but pay attention in line.




#FREEDOM


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Today is National Laziness Day, the most recent of made-up holidays and the internet can't get enough...










Yadda yadda yadda, laziness is supposedly a sign of intelligence... and my Editor wants more text here, but that's against the point of today, isn't it?


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Welcome to the future!

Now you don’t even have to leave the comfort of your own home to get your nicotine fix.

Watch as a drone does all the legwork for these guys, flying a pack of cigarettes straight into their window.

No exercise required.

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And the laziest pet owner of the year award goes to this guy.

A man was spotted this week “walking” his dog around a parking lot in Dubai, the only problem was that he never got out of his car.

Local artist Jim Wheat spotted the scene and took a photo, saying he initially thought the dog was a bear because it was so big.

“It was like a dog on a treadmill,” he said.

They duo did 5 laps around the lot at about 3 mph before driving away.

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World, meet PiePal. This handy little gadget allows you to order a pizza (or five pizzas) with the press of a button. The folks at iStrategy Labs have built this handy little gadget to interact with the Domino's website to tap into profile settings like location and pizza favorites. Just turn the dial, press the button and presto! A tasty 'zza will be at your door in no time!