These things would go up in the hall of fame if we weren't too lazy to put them there.
Tired of standing in line at your favorite bakery or morning coffee shop?
Enter the Nissan ProPILOT Chair, which will move forward for you, keeping pace with the other chairs around it.
Using the same technology as the Nissan Pilot, the chair uses "autonomous tech for sitting in line." The chair "automatically moves the next person in line forward when appropriate. It removes the need to stand, even the need to pay attention, for the most part. When someone leaves the queue, the chair automatically moves itself to the back of the line for the next person to sit down."
So read your books, check Facebook, put on your makeup... anything but pay attention in line.
Today is National Laziness Day, the most recent of made-up holidays and the internet can't get enough...
Yadda yadda yadda, laziness is supposedly a sign of intelligence... and my Editor wants more text here, but that's against the point of today, isn't it?
And the laziest pet owner of the year award goes to this guy.
A man was spotted this week “walking” his dog around a parking lot in Dubai, the only problem was that he never got out of his car.
Local artist Jim Wheat spotted the scene and took a photo, saying he initially thought the dog was a bear because it was so big.
“It was like a dog on a treadmill,” he said.
They duo did 5 laps around the lot at about 3 mph before driving away.
World, meet PiePal. This handy little gadget allows you to order a pizza (or five pizzas) with the press of a button. The folks at iStrategy Labs have built this handy little gadget to interact with the Domino's website to tap into profile settings like location and pizza favorites. Just turn the dial, press the button and presto! A tasty 'zza will be at your door in no time!