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Lindsay Lohan Was the Real MVP When It Came to Live Reporting the Brexit Vote

Lindsay Lohan really wanted the UK and the EU to stay together you guys. Unfortunately, it seems like she deleted her amazing journalistic endeavor so you'll have to be satisfied with the scraps that we dug up from the internet. Watching the former starlet, who is still kinda clueless about the geography of the UK, become a "voice of reason" to some people is still pretty hilarious.

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Lindsay Lohan spins an insane rant off on Instagram.
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Look Lindsay Lohan, we all know that Sept. 11 is a tough time for many people and that coherent thoughts about the tragedy still evade people even 14 years after the event. But keep it together.

Poor, poor Lindsay decided it would be a great idea to post a picture of herself and a message about Sept. 11(?) last night. But what she actually did was provide a very long, very confusing, very insane-sounding caption about god knows what that ends with "#UnitedNations".



Here's the caption:

they always come back. I love you NYC 💋they always come back. I love you NYC 💋 #godblesstheworld #michaeljackson #rip miss you as my real only private friend. For you: god, for all hurts and wrongs, please let me forgive, Allah please let me be forgiven, and all forgive themselves. Please and thank you. (Someone I was with the night before several towers fell, it felt like not a curse, but more like a spell.. What we think in America is not always clear, we don't have @peta commercials / you just kill deer....with this being said, I'm a girl with a reputation mislead... Like a diamond in the rough, you, now, for 25 years have seen me on TV and screen.. So i am programmed 🔺to stand tough. Black or white - in life, rather than love we create a fight of an ideal situation of an unexceptional, yet unacceptable future that @TMZ @Eonline @HarveylevinTMZ & #harveyweinstein ..couldn't and wouldn't even care to describe any thought of the people we forget to help when a franchise film comes out and, If money means more than freedom- than stay in California. If helping others is a passion, talk to angelina jolie... If you want to be a brilliant actress, work wth Meryl Streep ...at the end of the day- republican or democrats --- BE HERE NOW @oprah and live with integrity. Or go to sleep. The most beautiful life comes cheap. Stop fighting and using artists for distractions. It's boring... 🙏 #UnitedNations



RIGHT?!?

Either this is performance art, or someone hilarious hopped on her account, or we should all continue to be very worried about her.

Not sure how something conceivably about Sept. 11 turned so quickly into something about Michael Jackson. Not sure why she asks god to help her forgive, but only Allah to let her be forgiven. Not sure if she's mad at Oprah or using her as an example of something good.

Just really not sure.

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Comedian Zach Anner loves the new music video created by autotune experts The Gregory Brothers from his original work out video. He had this to say about it:

I endorse this track 1,000%! I've been a fan of the Gregory for years so this is one of the coolest things that has ever happened in the history of mankind! Period.

People sometimes have the misconception that if something simply involves a person with a disability, that it MUST be making fun of people with disabilities. That's just backwards and dismissive. What we actually have here is a ridiculous but positive message transformed into one of the sickest dance anthems to ever blow out your Macbook Air speakers.

Turn down the drama. Pump up the jam.

…(mic drop)
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Marketing Campaign of the Day: Lindsay Lohan took some time out of being under house arrest to shoot a 15 second promo for penny auction site Beezid. TMZ says Lohan received an initial offer of $25k for the ad, but the final sum was likely larger.

Celebrities: They're just like us, only their punishment for felony grand theft and repeated p

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Tweetle Dumb of the Day: This is a cry for help if I've ever seen one.

[ew / urlesque.]