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Picky Eater Husband Demands Fancier Meals

So like does this guy want his wife to make two dinners every night or something? Seems like if he doesn't want to do any cooking, he might have to learn how to grit through the pain and learn how to eat a vegetable. It's dietary drama like this that harkens back to this uncle who couldn't handle a vegan meal at a wedding and demanded a meat one.

Picky eater husband doesn't like that his wife makes fancy healthy food for herself and their child. | r/AmIthe. le Posted by u/Cantbethathealthy AITA making myself nice meals and not my husband? Not hole So preface by saying and my husband have vastly different tastes basically everything most part doesn't matter, but clash heavily comes food. Before met basically never ate out, drank nothing but water and unsweet tea (with occasional juice and ate mostly
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Employee Gets Back At Unreasonable Manager By Working Exact Hours

Many jobs require their employees to be on deck at irregular or unscheduled times, which can get a little hairy if they're not being paid for it. Many bosses know that this isn't exactly fair so they'll cut their employees some slack here and there when they know the schedule is weird. This manager didn't, so he got hit with the classic, much like this other employee who derailed their incompetent boss by working their scheduled hours.

employee gets back at manager by working exact hours | Posted by u/LiabilityLandon 1 day ago O 2 23 23 S 43 图19 can't be late anymore are work only set schedule. Ok boss oc M So after graduated college went back work at my high school job at large auto parts chain have few stories malicious compliance there because miserable place work with miserable management, but think this one takes cake.
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Guiding The Way To Another Caturday

Happy Caturday, fellow cat lovers! And thank you for choosing us to spend your Caturday with. On today's agenda, we've got a lovely selection of cat memes (just for you) and once you've devoured those, you can move onto the dessert... Which is more cat memes

Normally, we wouldn't enjoy eating the same thing twice in a row but when it comes to cat memes, we can always make an exception! After consuming your main dish and the dessert, it's time to take a giant catnap, preferably in the sun, as the sun rays hit your belly. Trust us, it's amazing. 

Have a wonderful Caturday everyone!

weeks hottest and newest cat memes - thumbnail includes two cat memes - one of orange cat sleeping next to baked goods "proud daddy with his new litter" and one of a kitten sitting inside its food bowl "who keeps puttin' all these lump things in my chair?"
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People's "No One is Gonna Believe This" Moments

It's hard when something extremely strange or unlikely happens, because you want to tell someone without sounding like a liar or moron. People are right to be skeptical, but why would anyone lie about walking in on a vested goat eating a roll of toilet paper? You've got moments like these strange events people can't explain logically that make you think, "how am I gonna tell anyone about this?" It's so hard to explain rare and unlikely moments that went against the odds. 

unlikely and weird stories | visions1013 14 hours ago saw bird unscrew lightbulb once.
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Funny Tumblr Moments and Sweet Ripened Tweets

Put a massive group of literate people together and what do you get? A pristine futuristic world of understanding, compassion and justice? Hell naw, you get weird stories, stupid jokes, funny tweets and tumblr gems to quote later. The internet is big enough for anyone digging through funny tumblr gems to find whatever their hearts desire.

funny jokes from twitter and tumblr | Dee @figgled 's kinda fucked musicians eat sandwiches by placing them inside trombones and honking them into each other's mouths 18/4/17, 12:32 pm skirtsuit-angel this is an example defamiliarization, where something totally normal, conventional, and ordinary like honkwiching is taken and described as something sounds weird and foreign Source: memewhoreMehGyver @AndrewNadeau0 | After leaving Willy Wonka's factory WIFE WIFE WIFE: Lot deaths LOT deaths tour!
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Jerk Boss Bumps Vacation, Employee Changes Passwords and Leaves

If there's ever a time to show your worth at a company, it's when you're not around to put out all the fires. This boss just had to have his vacation exactly when he wanted, even if that meant screwing over his employee. His poorly timed request for new passwords ensured things wouldn't run smoothly when the employee ended up taking a break. For another boss that did it to themselves, here's an employee who derailed their incompetent boss by working their scheduled hours.

Employee changes passwords and then goes on vacation story | Posted by u Morgoth 9 hours ago 2 3 2 35 3 Force take my vacation time dont want and tell secure my station by freshening up my passwords before go? Okay boss. oc s start with, my boss had his moments. Sometimes he dick who would push off on my raises or screw with my system, sometimes he would hook up and make my life pleasant. This not one latter.
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People Who Desperately Didn't Get The Joke

Sure the internet has the potential to connect us with savvy, like-minded individuals, but it also gives us more deaf ears for jokes to fall on. Maybe it's poor reading comprehension or maybe it's not wanting to get the joke in the first place. It's amusing, but also kind of sad to see so many people aggressively not getting the joke.

funny times people didn't understand memes and jokes | Want know just big Texas really is This is fake | as tiny filled with KEN JRES. TM Why did they put so much detail his head then just give him stick figure body? Hahahha shut up I'm pretty sure 's his tie
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Stuff That Look Like Tasty Food But Isn't

There's so much stuff out there that looks like tasty food, it's a shame that a lot of it is housing insulation, spackle, spider eggs and dice. In a perfect would we could eat a rock that looks just like a steak, and we'll have to settle for using our imaginations. We're sorry, you tempting delicious cliff steak.

things that look like food but aren't | Zachary D Long @invadingduck found them Frosted Mega Wheats. | forbidden pizza rock shaped like a pizza slice triangle with crust
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Choice Photoshop Trolls From The Master James Fridman

When you have a photoshop request, photoshop king James Fridman is the guy you go to to have your wishes cleverly misinterpreted. He's like the photoshop version of a genie from an old joke. Whether people want to look completely different or just add a touch up here and there, James Fridman is the guy to photoshop it into stupid oblivion.

Funny times James Fridman trolled people's photoshop requests | James Fridman Kelsey @icloud.com Hil! Can remove pole front Sure. couple at wedding and collapsed tent
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Entitled Stepmom's A Monster To Diner Staff, Kids Take Revenge

It's embarrassing to have to drag around a person who has no inkling of respect for the people around them. They're like an angry, walking liability who's mean to servers. That's why it's so nice to see someone like that get served a little taste of delicious humble pie. Or another satisfying one, here's a customer who weaponized a tip jar to defeat a Karen.

French stepmom complains and leaves no tip, doesn't get breakfast | Posted by u/AQuietBorderline 14 hours ago E 27e10 3 13 E 13 My French Stepmother Learns Hard Way Americans Can Cook oc XL This happened today and my brother and are still are laughing about except Gabrielle (said stepmother) and Dad (who is embarrassed Dad came into town visit my brother (let's call him Mark) and few days and brought Gabrielle with him. Gabrielle has her good traits but she does have this one really nasty trait.
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45 Memes To Scroll Through Instead Of Working

TGIF, y'all. While Friday is one of the most eagerly anticipated days of the week, it's often one of the most difficult to get through. Every hour feels like a thousand years, the sweet release of freedom so far out of reach. Concentration often feels impossible, and we end up screwing around and getting very little done. So why pretend? We think it's better to treat yourself to some fun instead of resisting. These memes might help you in that department. 

Funny random memes | @SamonWithouIThel answering my phone BEEN TRYING CONTACT REGARDING CAR'S EXTENDED WARRANTY defending yourself in a knife fight | YOUNGEST CHILD PARENTS MIDDLE CHILD OLDEST CHILD
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The Worst Business Practices People Have Seen

Interacting with a dysfunctional institution is an interesting thing. To see something so big not work correctly is a sight to behold. Whether it's working at a place that inspires a "screw this i'm out" moment, or somewhere that's so bad up front that you get a real red flag interview, or just being a customer at a place so unprofessional it's shocking, we can pretty safely assume that it's better to spend your time in businesses that actually function.

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Inanimate Objects that Look Like Other Stuff

Why do we get joy out of seeing things in other things? Is it because we want to imagine we're surrounded by friendly objects? Is it because it's like a fun visual puzzle? Maybe it's because we're just wired to see faces? It's very apparent in these inanimate objects with a whole lot of personality.

objects that look like they have faces or look like other stuff | statue of a furnace that looks like a face with a burning mouth | rock covered in moss in the shape of a dog
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Weird and Ridiculous Junk People Tried Selling Online

What's the use of throwing anything away? If someone finds some dumb junk, they're gonna try selling it online. It's amazing what kinds of things people will try to pass off as collectable these days, but that doesn't stop anyone from trying. Old Taco Bell furniture, unique-looking cheetos and homemade lawnmowers are all at the top of the list of ridiculous junk people try to sell online.

strange and stupid things people posted for sale online | Peloton Bike $2,499 stationary bike with a tv screen taped to it | Thor's Hammer $8,000,000 weight with a handle
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Student Misses Appointment By Seconds, Dumb Loophole Works

Navigating a bureaucracy can be stressful and brimming with pointlessness, especially when dealing with someone who's in a position to make dubious claims about databases and such. Seeing a stupid opportunity, this person used the rules to get themselves in the door. Here are some more great, stupid loopholes that worked.

Student uses scheduling loophole to get appointment 72 hours early | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/theoryofrelativetea 2 days ago 3 00 19 17 3 21 O 810 My appointment cancelled being 5 minutes late guess have reschedule. oc M This happened about 4 years ago got summer job at my university job working professors had worked with before, and they asked last-minute teach summer workshop 9th and 10th graders.
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People Who Tried To Treat Themselves and Failed

Everyone's so into this whole self care thing now, it makes you think that maybe they're onto something. Maybe it is time to spend some money on underwear that has functioning elastic. Maybe it's okay to buy a nice office chair that doesn't make your back look like a candy cane. Judging by how it went for these people, it's not. On the other side of it, here are some very reckless uses of money people don't regret at all.

people who regretted treating themselves | mozgw4 2 days ago 2 3 3 3 Thought never been on cruise want go on cruise now So booked 2 week Caribbean cruise suite, with wife. Who, on arrival, decided she didn't like anymore and spent 2 weeks avoiding so spent 2 weeks on my own on this bloody ship divorced now.
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