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Artie Goldstein comes from a generation of folks who don't always understand what it means when their kids reveal themselves to be gay.
But just watch as he comes to terms with his daughter's impending wedding to another woman -- you'll be in tears by the time he flies across the country to attend the big event.
Bonus points: This video was produced for a big-name company -- Expedia! Also, their RINGS.