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  • TDW Geek: The new tearjerking trailer for Dead Island: Riptide.
  • Remember: Today is Talk Like A Pirate Day.
  • OMFG: Ann Romney is Ann Veal.
  • Hahaha: "The Democrats who were watching thought I was going senile, and the Republicans knew I was." --Clint Eastwood
  • WTF: Tony Danza and Tupac were pen pals.
  • Lunch List: 10 Famous Authors Who Dropped Out Of School.
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This Lunch Rush brought to you by Blockbuster.

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  • TDW Geek: How to explain your fandoms to your friends and family.
  • Why?!: Draw Something is casting for a TV game show.
  • Oops: Fox News mistakes a fan-made iPhone video for the real thing.
  • Hmmm: Swedish doctors have performed the first mother-to-daughter womb transplants.
  • Wow: A French court has banned future publication of Kate Middleton's topless pics.
  • Fact-Checked: How valid is Romney's claim that 47 percent of Americans don't pay taxes?

Lunch Lady: Rachel Bond

Lunch Leisure: Empty Black (via)

Lunch List: The 25 Best Internet Reactions To Mitt Romney Dismissing 47 Percent Of America

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This Lunch Rush brought to you by the iPhone 5 vs. the iPhone 4 in one pic.

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  • TDW Geek: After eight years in development, a fan-created Half-Life remake is here.
  • Of Course: Samuel L. Jackson's Obama ad will include the line: "Wake the f**k up!"
  • Yikes: L.A. Times readers are pissed the paper put a pic of U.S. Ambassador Chris Stevens' body on the front page. (Link is graphic.)
  • Pitiful: Kansas may remove Obama from the ballot because of birth certificate concerns.
  • Finally: The "Smart Tab," a reinvented soda can tab, could change everything.
  • Hmmm: The White House has asked YouTube to review the anti-Muslim film that has sparked riots across the Mideast.
  • Phew: Two university campuses were evacuated today after bomb threats, but no bombs were found.
  • Hahaha: The Royals are suing a French tabloid for publishing photos of Kate Middleton topless.

Lunch Lady: L. Shima

Lunch Leisure: Spastic (via)

Lunch List: The 20 Best Teachers On The Internet

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This Lunch Rush brought to you by pizza tanlines.

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  • TDW Geek: All the Wii U details in one place.
  • Yikes: Hundreds of protesters surrounded the U.S. Embassy in Yemen earlier today.
  • Meanwhile: Four have been arrested for the fatal attack in Libya.
  • Good God: The anti-Muslim "movie" that sparked the violence in Libya and Egypt may not even be real.
  • WTF: A professor is under fire for breastfeeding her baby while lecturing.
  • Of Course: Monica Lewinsky is shopping a top-secret book project.
  • Weird: Arnold Schwarzenegger is holding a contest -- winner gets an outgoing voicemail message recorded by the man himself.
  • Wow: No Easy Day, the tale of the Bin Laden raid, unseated Fifty Shades Of Grey in its first week.

Lunch Lady: Yossi Maeser

Lunch List: A Literary Insult For Every Occasion

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Today's Lunch Rush brought to you by Heisenberg Lettuce.

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  • TDW Geek: Now you can use Game of Thrones' Joffrey for target practice -- you know you want to.
  • Bwuahaha: Chicago teachers force Rahm Emanuel to deny liking Nickelback.
  • Oops: Few Republicans are backing Mittens' criticism of the administration's reaction to the Libya/Cairo attacks.
  • Sweet: How Booze Built America debuts on Discovery on September 19.
  • Hmmm: Three days in, and Katie Couric's killing it in the daytime talk battles.

Lunch Lady: Lexii Nicole

Lunch Leisure: Swoooords! Colon Lords of the Sword (via)

Lunch List: The 30 Most Badass Kids At Hooters

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This Lunch Rush brought to you by Walter White and Don Draper.

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  • TDW Geek: This isn't your grandfather's Star Trek...
  • Shocking: The repeal of Don't Ask, Don't Tell didn't cripple the military.
  • WTF: The September 11 museum still isn't open.
  • Sweet: The Unofficial Downton Abbey Cookbook is a thing.
  • Awww: Seinfeld's Newman feels for real-life postal workers.
  • Yikes: Wrestling legend Jerry Lawler had a heart attack on live TV while commentating Monday night.
  • Ew: Bobby Brown is getting a reality show.

Lunch Lady: Ashleysha Yesugade

Lunch List: 10 Auteurs And The Typefaces They Love

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This Lunch Rush brought to you by Run DNC.

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  • TDW Geek: The TMNT box set is a radical party van.
  • Perfect: Olympic idiot Ryan Lochte is getting a reality show.
  • Sad: A 4-year-old girl hid for eight hours under the bodies of her mom and grandma in an Alps killing spree.
  • Amazing: Amazon's new Kindle, called Paperwhite, according to early reports.
  • WTF: A U.S. soldier let his superior to hit him in the chest with a wooden mallet as part of a hazing ritual.

Lunch Lady: Kellie Coleman

Lunch Leisure: Somewhere In England, 1928 (via)

Lunch List: The 15 Most Random Celebrity Clothing Lines

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Today's Lunch Rush brought to you by the 5-year-old daughter of San Antonio Mayor Julian Castro.

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  • TDW Geek: This is what live ninja theater looks like.
  • Hmmm: Canadian docs say spanking is no longer an acceptable form of punishment
  • Sad: Beloved YA author Judy Blume is battling breast cancer
  • Yikes: The Biggest Loser is shaking things up by adding teen contestants
  • Horrifying: A U.K. groom is crowdfunding his wedding to surprise his bride

Lunch Lady: LeAnn Michele

Lunch Leisure: Broken Robot Love (via)

Lunch List: The Most Memorable Moments From All 28 VMAs

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Today's Lunch Rush brought to you by Morgan Freeman in a photo booth.

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  • TDW Geek: Lost's Ben Linus to play the Joker.
  • Of Course: Obama recruits Harold and Kumar for DNC support.
  • Oh, Reddit: Today has been turned into Stop Alec Baldwin Day. Huh?
  • Why Not?: Paul Ryan's Secret Service name is Bowhunter.
  • Boom: Katie Couric calls out Kate Middleton for being too thin.
  • Hmmm: McDonald's has a couple of vegetarian franchises in the works for India.

Lunch Lady: Sandra Faye

Lunch Leisure: Knightmare Tower (via)

Lunch List: 11 Online Artists You Should Know

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Lunch Rush: Today's edition brought to you by the End of Summer. (Embiggen.)

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  • TDW Geek: Episode 5 of the Doctor Who mini-sode series Pond Life is online.
  • Shocker: Henri the Existential Cat took top honors at the first Internet Cat Video Film Festival.
  • Tasteless: Ohio State fans have created a T-shirt -- "I'd rather shower at Penn State, than cheer for the [Michigan] Wolverines."
  • Sweet: You, too, can make salmon and potatoes in the dishwasher.
  • Drowned Out: Al Gore is calling for the end of the Electoral College.
  • Why Not: Thieves have stolen millions of dollars of maple syrup.
  • That Was Quick: The Clint Eastwood talking to a chair song is here.
  • Controversial: Apple keeps banning an app that tracks U.S. drone strikes.

Lunch List: The Top 30 RNC Casual Encounters

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Lunch Rush: This edition brought to you by RNC Bingo.

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  •  TDW Geek: A 3D Pac-Man room? Yep, it exists.
  • Predictable: President Obama's AMA was such a hit that it crashed Reddit.
  • Controversial: 4Chan users are gaming an online vote to get Taylor Swift to sing at a deaf school, but the joke may be on them.
  • Pitiful: The homeless man from the Time Square fight needs new crutches.
  • Brutal: An Oregon kid who spent 11 years in braces is suing his orthodontist.

Lunch List: 10 Of Film's Greatest Comedies

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Lunch Rush: This edition brought to you by the "Bloody Best" bloody mary.

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  • TDW Geek: Joss Whedon is writing and directing a S.H.I.E.L.D. pilot for ABC
  • Idiot: A drunk guy accidentally sent 70,000 chickens to their deaths
  • Odd: A Bigfoot imposter was hit and killed by a car while trying to create a hoax
  • Phew: Birthday reminders are coming to the Google homepage
  • Of Course: Stephen Colbert explains how gay sex causes hurricanes
  • Sure: The Republicans have adopted Internet freedom as their own

Lunch Lady: Flame Emin

Lunch Leisure: Oneway (via)

Lunch List: 12 Hotel Secrets By Hotel Staffs

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Lunch Rush: This edition brought to you by "Breaking Bad Blue Sky" donuts.

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  • TDW Geek: Morgan Freeman and Elizabeth Banks join the Lego movie.
  • Mean: Donald Trump tweets some hate directed at Arianna Huffington and her gay ex
  • Ballsy: From jail, Pussy Riot members call Putin's regime "scared"
  • Bullsh*t: Social media, according to blogger B.J. Mendelson

Lunch Lady: Abigail Ratchford

Lunch Leisure: Strike of Rage (via)

Lunch List: 40 Hilarious Nicolas Cage Face Swaps

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Lunch Rush: This edition brought to you by Neil Armstrong. RIP.

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  • TDW Geek: What if we could dig through to the other side of the earth?
  • Done: Ron Paul, who won't endorse Romney to end his run in Congress, which is up in January
  • Yikes: An Australian couple has been fined $4,000 for loud sex
  • Failed: Four U.S. soldiers had plotted to overthrow the government and assassinate Obama
  • Rumored: The iPad mini will get its own launch event in October

Lunch Lady: Bar Refaeli

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Lunch List: 25 Amazing Tattoos Inspired By Children's Movies

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Lunch Rush: This edition brought to you by Pineapple Zombie.

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  • TDW Geek: Pokemon in the style of Tim Burton will blow your mind
  • Creepy: The George W. Bush Presidential Museum will play 9/11 on a loop
  • Ridic: Joel Tenenbaum is on the hook for $675,000 for illegally distributing 31 songs on Kazaa
  • Lame: The White House will release its beer recipe, but only if 25,000 sign an online petition
  • RIP: Jerry Nelson, the voice of the Count and a gazillion other muppets
  • Oh, Really: A new study finds that women who regularly have unprotected sex are heathier and happier

Lunch Lady: Ashleigh Snow

Lunch Leisure: Think Tank (via)

Lunch List: The 40 Best Tumblr Pics And GIFs From 1994

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Lunch Rush: Today's edition is brought to you by Wannabe Ceiling Cat.

What else?

  • TDW Geek: Dear Peach -- Luigi still loves you.
  • Bullsh*t: The mayor of Tampa is promising to call off the RNC if Tropical Storm Isaac threatens.
  • Unimpressive: Microsoft updates its logo for the first time in 25 years
  • Awesome: Dave Grohl, for beering a fan during a recent show
  • Despicable: A lesbian in Nebraska has been arrested for faking her own hate crime.

Lunch Lady: Carol Menendez

Lunch Leisure: Handheld Video Game (via)

Lunch List: The 20 Most Awful Things On Instagram