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That's so metal. All the hard rocking memes and jokes to keep your head banging the day away. Also plenty of stuff about the shiny material, that too.

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Edgy Metal Head Couple Asks To Get Roasted And They Get Vaporized

This self-proclaimed "edgy" metal head couple asks Reddit to roast them, and proceeded to get verbally pummeled by a storm of soul-blistering roasts. We hope their collective self-esteem was up for it. 

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19 Punny Music Memes That'll Get Your Eyes Rolling Like The Stones

These puns aren't good, but they will definitely make you laugh like an idiot.

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Norwegian metal legend Fenriz is now "Councilman Gylve Fenris Nagell" for the next four years. He's officially an alternate, showing up when folks get sick or can't attend meetings at the local neighborhood council in Kolbotn, a suburb of Oslo.

According to Factmag,



What a cuddly potential Mayor:




We're all pretty psyched about it...




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The people attending this show probably didn't ask to have a stranger's remains dumped on them but you have to admit, it's pretty metal. Metal band Behemoth (seen in the video) scattered the ashes of a fan named Nick in to the mosh pit at their concert. A few days later, a band called Dying Fetus did the same during one of Nick's favorite songs. The fan who posted this video explained a little more about why this came to be in the video description:

I take nick's ashes with me every show that i go to so that he is there with me and at shows that he's missing out on. i love you nick. thank you so much Adam Nergal for doing this i couldn't have been happier. i appreciate this more then you know.



Okilly Dokilly is a metal band based entirely off of Ned Flanders
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Some bands just gotta have a gimmick, whether it's Gwar's costumes or Kiss' make up. For Pheonix's Okilly Dokilly, they are doubling down on The Simpsons' very Christian, very polite neighbor Ned Flanders.

Head Ned, Red Ned, Thread Ned, Stead Ned and Bled Ned make up what they describe as "the world's only Nedal band" and boy are they all about the puns. Obviously 'Okilly Dokilly' is just a metal riff on the classic Flanders catch phrase 'Okily dokily'.

They're even committed to dressing the part as well, although it doesn't seem like all the members where willing to commit to the trademark mustache (or 'push broom' as he calls it).



According to their Facebook page, most of their songs are based off of Ned Flanders quotes.

They will play their first show Sept. 5 if you're in the Phoenix area. They certainly know how to hype it up.

We're playing our first show. It will be Nedal. You will experience Nedal. You will know Nedal. Nedal will know you.

More details to come. Hold your dang diddly horses.





You can listen to some of their surprisingly serious scream-o songs here:

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Cartoon of the Day: This Artist Mashes Up Garfield with Metallica's James Hetfield



While we will probably never find a Garfield spin off as hilarious and existentially depressing as Garfield Minus Garfield, this comes close.

The artist behind Hetfield the Cat took the pretty great idea of using Metallica lyrics to express the despondent life of America's most overwrought cartoon cat.

Here are a few examples.

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This is what Christmas sounds like in Hell.

Composer Andy Rehfeldt has turned the classic tune "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer" into a holiday headbanger.

Satan Santa approves.

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The traveling art exhibit, titled "Box Sized DIE," has hosted several metal bands throughout Europe in the past. This time from today to August 1st it will feature the stylings of Unfathomable Ruination.

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