Contrite Tweet of the Day: Jimmy Fallon took to Twitter moments ago to apologize to Michele Bachmann for the controvertial antics of the Late Night's house band. It was revealed earlier that The Roots had mocked Rep. Bachmann by performing a cover of Fishbone's "Lyin' Ass Bitch" as the GOP presidential candidate was walking onto the se
Reality Check of the Day: Based on recent polls, Republican frontrunner Gov. Rick Perry currently holds a double-digit lead over GOP understudy Mitt Romney. Rep. Michele Bachmann, who trails them both, is in desperate need of a quick fix to boost her flagging numbers.
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Straw Poll Results of the Day: Rep. Michele Bachmann was declared the winner of the Ames GOP straw poll, securing her first place with a total of 4,823. Bachmann edged out her closest competitor, Congressman Ron Paul, by 152 votes.
Fabulous Barbarians of the Day: Nick Espinosa, of Gingrich glitterbomb fame, showed up at Marcus and Michele Bachmann's controversial Christian clinic with "a horde of gay barbarians" to offer the owners some unsolicited redecoration assistance.
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Whoopsie Daisy of the Day: Rep. Michele Bachmann was in her birth town of Waterloo, Iowa this morning to announce her candidacy for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination. Speaking with Fox News, Bachmann compared her spirit to that of another Waterloo native -- John Wayne.