When in the course of human events, Mitt Romney issues a death threat against Big Bird, Americans will defend the beloved Sesame Street character with every fiber of their being.
The winning defense? Making Big Bird the No. 1 Halloween costume in the country.
Feeling inspired? Here's a make-your-own tutorial from Internet inventionista JacquieLongLegs.
Barry Blitt, on his latest New Yorker cover: "This image seemed like a proper response to the first Presidential debate, but I'm not sure I realized how hard it is to caricature furniture."
Could have been worse, he could have had to actually talk to the chair.