These cringe-inducing flirting attempts will lower your faith in humanity just a little bit.
We all know that guy (or guys) who will stop at nothing to downplay the pain of childbirth, insisting that his pain as a man is much, much worse than any woman will ever know. The truth is, we'll never know whose pain is worse. In the mean time, these trending memes poke fun at that sentiment in the best way possible.
We have here a finely assembled lot of cringelords who fancy themselves modern gents, with deep pockets filled with unnecessarily long words; and beneath all that, wild insecurities and genuine rudeness. Just cause you write something out in a way that sounds pretty, doesn't mean you're off the hook, for lashing out seconds later with a fiery round of profanity-laced verbal assault. Of this lot, I think that Phil's the MVP. "Is that clear?"
There are some things we assume are obvious not to publish on social media. For example, going into depth with your personal-life problems? Maybe talk to a shrink about that instead of vague-booking it. Alas, that common sense apparently doesn't exist for some people, but we're at least glad we can get some entertainment out of it!