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These Are All Actual Comments From the Story of One "Handsome" Criminal Arrest

Washington Redskins Trademark Canceled by US Patent Office Saying the Name is Disparaging

One Portland News Station Captured World Cup Fever Live on the Air, and it's Infectious

So, How in the World Did This Painter Get His Dude-Bits Stuck in a Pipe for Two Whole Days?

In Case You Missed it: The President of the United States Sat Down With the Founder of Tumblr for a Live Q+A Session

Interruption of the Day: Can You Blame This Guy for Calling This Reporter Hot?

After 70 Years, This WWII Vet Suits Up for One More Drop Over Normandy

When it Comes to Relaxing, This Cat is a Pro!

New York Times Columnist Maureen Dowd Writes About Getting High in Colorado, Twitter Responds Hilariously

WTF of the Day: Two Young Girls Try to Sacrifice Friend to Appease Slender Man

Censorship of the Day: A Utah High School is in Hot Water After its Female Students Were Made More "Modest" Through the Magic of Photoshop

A Group of Firefighters Had to End Their Shopping Trip Due to an Emergency Call, but This Was Waiting for Them When They Got Back

A Local Fox Affiliate Learns to be Very Careful With Grammar and Punctuation

Santa Claus Here Wanted to Pay His Ex-Wife a Visit Through the Chimney

Boston's Logan International Airport is Insisting This Flaming Plane is a Part of a Safety Drill

It's a Miracle Nobody Was Killed by This Rogue Flying Buzzsaw Blade. Let Me Repeat That: Buzz. Saw. Blade.