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Marilyn Hagerty has been writing the Eatbeat column for North Dakota's Grand Forks Herald for "30 or 40 years," and the 86-year-old journalist is now receiving national attention for her review of the most hotly-anticipated new restaurant to hit Grand Forks in years: The Olive Garden.

In today's column, Hagerty called the chain "the largest and most beautiful restaurant now operating in Grand Forks," praising the

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Not The Onion of the Day: A Minnesota man recently filed a lawsuit against his uncle for uploading an unflattering Christmas photo to Facebook.

In his harassment suit, Aaron Olson says his uncle posted childhood photos of him on Facebook, and proceeded to add "mean comments" underneath. Among the offending photos: "[Olson] posing in front of

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Bad Joke of the Day: Hahahaha! Wait... I don't get it.

Neither did a lot of other people, some of whom thought The Onion's Twitter account might have been hacked.

It seems the satirical periodical was attempting to reference

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Headline of the Day: "'With a stick horse it's a lot different because you have to do all the work, and I think it's going to be a lot more tiring than with a real horse,' said contestant Kylie Felter."

[ksl / geekosystem.]

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This Is A Real Article That Is Real of the Day: FTA: "GWU officials tell Fox that police were notified about the incident around 2pm, which happens to be at the same time that President Obama was speaking... As of this writing, Fox has not been able to obtain reaction from the White House."