Creative insults and roasts that are impossible to recover from...
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Y'all remember Charles "Neck Guy" McDowell? Of course you do. If you were a big fan of the brutal roasts that ensued from his hilarious mugshot like we were, then get ready for Christopher "Tiny" Taylor, a guy wanted for removing his home confinement anklet and punching a police officer in the face.
Taylor caught the internet's attention after the Mason County Sheriff's Department posted a wanted notice with a photo of him on Facebook. People immediately began to take notice of his teeny tiny stature, which has of course resulted in some epic puns! Scroll down ASAP, because these are just too damn good.
A Florida high school thought it would be a good idea to bring in some kind of basketball/fire breathing stunt to perform at a pep rally.
The fire breather, Ricky Charles, is not a novice but he managed to engulf himself in flames while fire breathing on a bouncy castle.
He's reportedly dealing with some burns on his face but he's going to be fine. You can watch this video for a play by play of what happened and a picture/description of his injury.
This clip comes from a behind the scenes documentary about all the Rocky movies called From Rocky to Creed. Michael B. Jordan turns toward a punch for the camera and ends up unconcious.
'Creed' is the latest movie in the Rocky franchise, this time it follows Rocky Balboa training the son of Apollo Creed.
This doesn't look pleasant.
A Danish man is claiming that his Apple Watch gave him "severe burns" on his wrist and fingers, but the tech company says "No way."
Jorgen Mouitzen was in a restroom when he said he felt pain and smelt burning flesh. He quickly realized it was coming from his Apple Watch, he told Yahoo News.
Mouitzen says he rushed to remove the watch, burning his fingers in the process.
Apple has examined the watch and said the watch could not have caused the burns. There are no active electronics in the band.
Nevertheless, Mouitzen still believes the watch was responsible.
"There was nothing else around that could have heated the strap up other than the watch," he said.
If you want your kid to hate you forever, this is what you should get them for Christmas.
Bunchems, this year's trendy toy for kids, is causing some major problems for children with long hair. Mainly, the tiny pieces used to create 3D artwork are ripping out all of their luscious locks.
The toy is supposed to make things like this...
But parents on Amazon are saying the pieces of the toy are a nightmare if caught in hair.
The Bunchems website does have a video tutorial on how to get them out of hair, and there are warnings on the box.
But...is it really worth it?
We'll stick with Gak.
Just when you think robots are about to take over the world, they go and do something like this.
The DARPA Robotics Challenge was held this past weekend, with numerous teams “vying to develop robots capable of assisting humans in responding to natural and man-made disasters.”
Turns out they had a few disasters of their own as well.
IEEE Spectrum created a compilation of robot falls from the first day of the finals, and while this is pretty funny to watch in itself, one YouTuber took it a step further and mashed it up with some WWE commentary turning it into Internet gold.
“As much as nobody wanted to see a robot fall, everybody wanted to see a robot fall,” wrote IEEE Spectrum on their blog.
The course involved the competing robots trying to open doors, turn valves, drive cars and climb over rubble.
Team KAIST from South Korea took home the top prize with the fastest time, and here’s their robot, DRC-Hubo, stepping up to victory. It was built with wheels on its knees to help protect it from taking a tumble.
“These robots are big and made of lots of metal and you might assume people seeing them would be filled with fear and anxiety,” said DRC organizer Gill Pratt. “But we heard groans of sympathy when those robots fell. And what did people do every time a robot scored a point? They cheered!”
Meanwhile, nothing can stop the beasts from Boston Dynamics, so while these falls are funny, the threat is still very real.
Just because someone calls it a “challenge” doesn’t mean you have to actually do it.
A boy recently demonstrated his manhood, i.e., stupidity, by popping one of the hottest peppers in the world in his mouth and swallowing it whole.
It’s called a ghost pepper (aka Bhut jolokia) and according to the Scoville Scale which compares various peppers and hot sauces, it’s 208.29 times hotter than a jalapeño.
Pepper expert Scott Roberts told the NY Post that it feels “like the end of the world.”
So this boy’s reaction comes as no big surprise..
He starts crying, screaming like his insides are on fire, spitting into the trash and saying that he is going to die.
Let’s all just decide right now not turn this into any more of a “thing” than it already is.
People have been filming themselves eating these for years and it never turns out well for them.
Here are a few, take this as a warning.
Wait for it… the singing isn’t the only thing that blows.
Four friends were having the time of their lives on a little road trip singing Player’s “Baby Come Back,” when one of the tires exploded ruining everything.
Fortunately no one was hurt, but they appear to be a bit shaken up by the incident.
And despite the selfie stick disaster causing the camera to spiral out of control, they still managed to get their 15 minutes of fame on YouTube.
“We’re not posting that video,” one of the girls says at the end.
Famous last words.
An idiot spectator thought it would be fun to jump into the 2015 Giro d’Italia bike race on Sunday, and he ended up causing a huge pile-up.
In the clip, the camera shows a man riding from the sidewalk into the street, but then it pans away right as the collision takes place. What we see is the aftermath, which was later confirmed as his fault by riders who were affected by the debacle.
“If I get hold of the d*ckhead that had the brilliant idea of diving into the peloton on a fixed bike with 10km to go, causing us to crash…” tweeted Eugenio Alafaci from Trek Factory Racing.
He also complained about the collision on his Facebook page.
At least one rider quit following the crash, and others suffered minor injuries, according to Nine MSN.
We’ve seen a number of other bizarre crashes over the past few months in European races.
You could describe this as one epic fail.
Irwin Horwitz couldn’t deal with the rude, incompetent students in his Strategic Management class anymore, so he gave them all an “F” and got the F out of there.
“I finally reached a breaking point,” the Texas A&M professor told KPRC News. “It became apparent that they couldn’t do some of the most simple and basic things they should have been able to do.”
He sent a nasty email to all of the students, informing them of his decision and calling them out for cheating, making fun of him and just having a general disrespect for the class.
He claims one of them even called him a “f-cking moron” to his face.
Part of the message via Inside Higher Ed:
None of you, in my opinion, given the behavior in this class, deserve to pass, or graduate to become an Aggie, as you do not in any way embody the honor that the university holds graduates should have within their personal character. It is thus for these reasons why I am officially walking away from this course. I am frankly and completely disgusted. You all lack the honor and maturity to live up to the standards that Texas A&M holds, and the competence and/or desire to do the quality work necessary to pass the course just on a grade level…. I will no longer be teaching the course, and all are being awarded a failing grade.
While many of the allegations are being investigated, the school said that their grades will be re-evaluated.
“No student who passes the class academically will be failed. That is the only right thing to do,” a spokesperson told Inside Higher Ed.
Kids, baseball bats and video cameras are never a good mix for anyone involved, and this new video is no exception.
In the clip, aptly titled “Sorry Dad,” a father is pitching the ball to his son on their front lawn.
He’s also trying to film the whole thing at the same time, which turned out to be a very poor decision.
Bad for him, entertaining for us.
Honestly, what did he expect would happen here?