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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (November 29, 2020)

Each week we scroll through the world wide web — OK fine, just Twitter— to find you the funniest parenting tweets. These 280 character nuggets of gold contain the best parenting rants, quips, complaints, and advice you'll find. And the best part? You don't even have to search for them; we've done the hard part for you. Enjoy this selection of funny parenting tweets, which are as amusing as the last.


funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Text - joe heenan @joeheenan There was a massive unflushed Jobby in the toilet. I asked my boys who did it & my 10yr old son said it was him. My 5yr old son is crying cause he says it was him & his big brother is taking the credit. Have a great week everyone! 10:35 AM Nov 23, 2020 Twitter for Android 276 Retweets 69 Quote Tweets 8.1K Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (November 24, 2020)

Most people have a love-hate relationship with dad humor. And by that, I mean they hate how much they love it. The awful jokes make us groan, roll our eyes, and sometimes, genuinely laughing out loud. And when they share their dad jokes, quips, and rants about parenting on Twitter, we love it even more. Each week, we scour the internet for the funniest dad tweets we can find, and we love sharing them with you. When you need a pick-me-up, scroll through these tweets, then last week's, and then the week before that.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - WTFDAD @daddydoubts I just sneezed and my kid shouted from his bedroom "bless you dad!" which is adorable. You know what else is adorable? GOING THE FUCK TO SLEEP 4:03 AM Nov 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 147 Retweets 17 Quote Tweets 1.7K Likes >
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (November 22, 2020)

Have kids, they said. It will be fun, they said. Sure, it's all fun and games until your kid smears poop all over the wall. Or they're screaming bloody murder because you cut their sandwich into a square shape instead of a triangle, you monster! But, through all the trials and tribulations that parenting brings, you've got to be able to laugh your frustrations away, and the parents of Twitter certainly do an excellent job at it. Here is this week's collection of funniest parenting Tweets for all parents (and non-parents alike) to relate hard to.

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Vision Bored @VisionBored1 sure sex is great but have you ever opened a bag of chips alone in an empty house knowing no children will come rushing in the room to ask for some 10:59 PM - Nov 20, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 56 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 659 Likes >
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (November 15, 2020)

Parenting comes with its highs and lows. Of course, no one talks about the highs because, let's face it, bragging parents are possibly one of the worst types of people on the planet. But the lows... well, everyone wants to hear about the lows because the lows are funny, especially when they're put on Twitter for the world to see. So, each week, we compile a list of the funniest parenting tweets we came across over the past seven days to give you a taste of the trials and tribulations (and occasional joys) of parenting. Scroll through this week's haul and then mosey on over to last week's to get more parenting survival tips and tricks.

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Lauren Flans @LaurenFlans the orphan i adopted sucks at chess fml 8:07 AM Nov 13, 2020 · Twitter for Android 20.7K Retweets 2.1K Quote Tweets 293.5K Likes >
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Parents Who Had Life Lessons They Taught Their Kids Backfire In Their Faces

Every parent tries their best to raise their kids as upstanding, law-abiding, and morally correct members of society. And most parents do an OK, to good-ish job, even though it's one of the most challenging tasks in the world. But teaching your kids about moral ethics and codes of conduct isn't always as straightforward as it sounds, which these parents learned the hard way. Commenting on a Reddit thread asking for the lessons parents tried teaching their kids that completely backfired, these stories are painfully relatable. Nothing burns more than a moral lesson biting you in the ass, especially by your kids. These stories of kids embarrassing their parents and totally missing the point of whatever lesson was trying to be taught; these examples are hilarious and painful at the same time.

parents who tried to teach their kids life lessons but it backfired | thumbnail Text - pedantic_dullard 611 points · 2 years ago As good people, we taught our kids that littering isn't nice. As humans, we also let some curse words fly in front of them. We were at our city's 4th of July celebration when the oldest was 4. We were walking around and someone tossed their trash on the ground. Captain Litterbug flew into action, picked up the trash and yelled, "Hey asshole, you dropped this," while t
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (November 8, 2020)

Each week, we round up the best tweets that parents have tweeted over the past seven days, relaying the cuteness of their offspring. And by cuteness, we mean ruing the day their little ones were born. Because as joyful as the parenting journey is and as fun as kids can be, the reality of parenthood can hit hard and fast. And no one is funnier than a parent who has had enough. So enjoy this week's funniest parenting tweets, and then check out last week's for more parenting humor.


funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Village Person @SvnSxty when l'm having a bad day as a parent, I just remind myself that plenty of animals won't hesitate to eat their kids, so really I'm in gold star territory 2:32 AM Nov 2, 2020 · Twitter for Android 244 Retweets 13 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes >
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (November 3, 2020)

It's that time of the week where we bring you the funniest eye-rolling collection of dad tweets we came across over the past seven days. Twitter is the place where dads come to life, and we see dad humor at its best. Scroll through this collection, groan loudly and then check out last week's in case you missed them.



funniest dad tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet 50% of parenting a toddler is deciding if the object they're about to break is worth getting up off the couch 7:41 PM Oct 27, 2020 · Twitter Web App 163 Retweets 15 Quote Tweets 969 Likes >
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (November 1, 2020)

Parents with a Twitter account and a bunch of unruly kids make a humorous combination. That's why we gather the funniest parenting tweets we find each week in one convenient list for you to browse through for some weekend laughs. Here are Twitter's funniest parents from this week, and here are last week's in case you missed them.




funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - MumlnBits @MumlnBits Toilet training your kid means you can use unlimited amounts of bribery so: -if you pee in the toilet you'll get a sticker -when you poop in the toilet you'll get a toy -if you stop peeing and pooping all over the house you can carry on living with mummy & daddy 5:08 PM · Oct 29, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 24 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 131 Likes >
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week

Parenting is a Herculean task and not one for the weak-willed. It's essentially moment after moment of congratulating yourself for keeping your tiny humans alive and trying not to lose your sanity in the process. Dads especially get a lot of stick for their roles because they're not naturally as maternal, but when they take to Twitter to celebrate, moan about and seek advice for becoming better parents, we can only celebrate them. So here is the latest in funny dad tweets, and here are last week's for when you're done, in case you missed them.



funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland Why would I pay for a haunted house when I can wake up to my kid silently standing by my bed at 5 AM.
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (October 4, 2020)

We're back with a fresh bunch of the funniest parenting tweets we found over the past week while scrolling through Twitter. Parenting is full of moments that make you want to laugh, cry, jump off a cliff, and everything in between. So why not share those thoughts with the world, get some sympathy, and make other people smile while you're doing it?



funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 6-year-old: Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Me: This better be important. 6: Do ghosts fart?
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (September 13, 2020)

We're back with your weekly roundup of the funniest parenting tweets we saw this week. AKA, a collection of parents venting about their little darlings in 280 characters or fewer, to receive consolation from other parents who are also sick of their offspring. Have kids they said, it will be fun they said. Yeah, right! Got an annoying child? Twitter is the place to let it all out!




funniest parenting tweets of the week - text - Kids_kubed +1 @Kids_kubed 7: Mommy, remember how I collect acorns in the fall? Me: Yes! You collected so many last year 7: and remember how I told you to keep them? Me: 7: Can I have them now? Me:
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (September 6, 2020)

Have kids, they said. It will be fun, they said. And no one can tell you that better than the parents of Twitter. Through 280 characters of fewer, they express their deepest frustrations, quips, and anecdotes about parenting's joys. We've compiled some of the funniest Tweets about parenting from this week for you to scroll through, then when you're done, click here to see last week's.

funniest parenting tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about kid playing with electric toothbrush | Kiss my Fat Ash @Tobi_ls_Fab true horror is hear buzzing toddler playing with his electric batman toothbrush.and then realize s not toothbrush he's playing with 3:43 AM Sep 3, 2020 Twitter iPhone 58 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 303 Likes
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Ecards To Remind You Of The Joys Of Parenting

Parenting is a hoot. Right? I mean why else would people keep having kids? Frankly, it beats me. If only parents were a little more honest with how they felt most of the time, i.e. sleep-deprived, irritated, and covered in baby vomit. these ecards are pretty upfront with how some parents view parenthood, but how many of them do you relate to?

ecard about the constant battle between going to bed to catch up on sleep or staying awake to get alone time | Parenting is constant battle between going bed catch up on some sleep or staying awake finally get some alone time. somee cards
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (August 30, 2020)

It's the weekend, and if you're a parent, that probably means you're stuck inside with the kids wondering how you're going to entertain the little darlings today. If the thought of it drives you the brink of insanity, then you're not alone; here are this week's funniest parenting tweets from parents everywhere are just as exasperated as you are, despite loving their offspring more than life itself. And here is last week's haul in case you missed them.

funniest parenting tweets of the week - cover pic tweet | Marcy G @BunAndLeggings 3yo kid complaining about cold ice | My 3yo doesn't like cold ice, and asked warm up. She wants warm ice doesn't melt told her can't do and she said mom can do And she's hyping up so hard over here thinking maybe could.
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (August 23, 2020)

Being a parent is a tough gig, and venting about all the hardships it entails is a healthy outlet for the inevitable frustration of the job. And what better place to vent than Twitter, the home of roasts and a place where you'll find the validation, solace, and sympathy you seek from fellow parents. Here are this week's funniest parenting Tweets, and last week's in case you missed them.

funniest parenting tweets of the week - cover pic tweet | Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Being great mom: scheduling doctor's appointments, keeping track school projects, setting up playdates, making sure everyone brushes their teeth Being great dad: popsicles lunch
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Kids Prank Their Parents Into Thinking They're Buying Drugs

Canadian comedian Nathan Fielder had an epic idea for trolling parents: have kids pretend to mistext their moms and dads, saying only "got 2 grams for $40." Watch as the parents freak out and chastise their kids, with some even getting a bit too real...

kids pranking their parents into thinking they're buying drugs
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