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daddy longlegs penis fossils This Daddy Longlegs Trapped in Amber is Having a 'Hard' Time
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Have you ever wanted to see a 99 million-year-old spider penis? I bet you thought that wasn't even an option but here it is, preserved in amber:


Most spiders use a modified leg to procreate but the harvestman, also known as a Daddy Longlegs, has a special attachment for that sort of thing that is normally hidden inside the body of the spider. This ancient Daddy Longlegs is unique, he is the first to be found in such a 'passionate' stance and the shape and size of his baby maker has prompted researchers to declare a new family of arachnids based on this finding. 
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Sofian Khan, professional dick photographer, is here to help you out. Check out a 'dickumentory' trailer that Khan is in below.

The Dickumentary from Capital K Pictures on Vimeo.



Sick Burn of The Day: Debra Messing Retweets Unsolicited Peen Pic For Justice
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Actress Debra Messing really doesn't want to see your peen.

Exhibit: A

Exhibit: OMG she just tweeted that to her 257,000 followers!

The Will & Grace star apparently received this picture from a gentleman on Instagram. She didn't appreciate his unsolicited nudity, so she had a message for the Internet.

RESPECT WOMEN.

RESPECT YOURSELVES.

But don't send the peen.

Dick Pic of The Day: Someone Made a Portrait of Donald Trump Out of 500 Schlongs
Via Reddit
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Art truly does imitate life.

Tumblr user homopower created this mosaic portrait of GOP presidential candidate and carnival barker Donald Trump. But this is a special mosaic.

This mosaic just happens to be made with over 500 images of peens.

The responses to the photo on Reddit were amazing.

Someone tweet this to him and don't tell him it's dick pics. See if we can't get him to retweet it. - hurtsdonut_

Please remove the picture of my dick from this picture. Column 12 row 8. - NIM89

You all laugh at this, but as much as you think he detracts from society, someone spent time making this rather than doing anything productive. - JSmithWriter
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Sometimes size really does matter.

Enter 52-year-old Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, a Mexican man receiving a lot of attention for claiming to have a 19-inch flaccid penis—the largest in the world.

The man says that due to his "condition" he can't work and the ladies aren't to keen on getting anywhere near his gigantic tool.

Although no one has seen photographic evidence of the claim, Cabrera did share an X-ray of what appears to be a massive willy. Oh, did we mention it is also 10 inches in circumference?

According to Spanish media reports, translated by Huffington Post, Cabrera is being tested at a local hospital as doctors try to figure out what to do.

The man with the current largest peter in the world is Jonah Falcon, measuring in at a measly 13.5 inches.