Hey wanna join the Pen-15 club? Now that we've got that schoolyard shenanigans (penis) out of the way, if you're looking to laugh at everything and anything phallic or having to do with it, don't go anywhere.
Have you ever wanted to see a 99 million-year-old spider penis? I bet you thought that wasn't even an option but here it is, preserved in amber:
Actress Debra Messing really doesn't want to see your peen.
Someone sent me a DM of his very VERY large penis.... That's all.— Debra Messing (@DebraMessing) November 17, 2015
Exhibit: OMG she just tweeted that to her 257,000 followers!
RESPECT WOMEN. RESPECT YOURSELVES. pic.twitter.com/8sEPyldSEG— Debra Messing (@DebraMessing) November 17, 2015
The Will & Grace star apparently received this picture from a gentleman on Instagram. She didn't appreciate his unsolicited nudity, so she had a message for the Internet.
But don't send the peen.
Art truly does imitate life.
Tumblr user homopower created this mosaic portrait of GOP presidential candidate and carnival barker Donald Trump. But this is a special mosaic.
This mosaic just happens to be made with over 500 images of peens.
The responses to the photo on Reddit were amazing.
Someone tweet this to him and don't tell him it's dick pics. See if we can't get him to retweet it. - hurtsdonut_
Please remove the picture of my dick from this picture. Column 12 row 8. - NIM89
You all laugh at this, but as much as you think he detracts from society, someone spent time making this rather than doing anything productive. - JSmithWriter
Sometimes size really does matter.
Enter 52-year-old Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, a Mexican man receiving a lot of attention for claiming to have a 19-inch flaccid penis—the largest in the world.
The man says that due to his "condition" he can't work and the ladies aren't to keen on getting anywhere near his gigantic tool.
Although no one has seen photographic evidence of the claim, Cabrera did share an X-ray of what appears to be a massive willy. Oh, did we mention it is also 10 inches in circumference?
According to Spanish media reports, translated by Huffington Post, Cabrera is being tested at a local hospital as doctors try to figure out what to do.
The man with the current largest peter in the world is Jonah Falcon, measuring in at a measly 13.5 inches.