Pope Francis has left America behind, but surely he will not soon forget his six-day visit to America.
Washington D.C., New York and Philadelphia all got a chance to glimpse the Pontiff.
He was put on a pizza and recreated in dog form and even used to troll NYC.
He also made resigning Speaker of the House John Boehner cry.
But possibly nothing could prepare him for coming big hat to big hat with a baby dressed up in the robes of the supreme Holy See.
It looks like he loved it.
Bon voyage, Pope. See you later.
While Pope Francis addressed Congress Sept. 24, New York City waited for his arrival. It was the perfect time to prank the Big Apple.
So, Madame Tassaud's drove around a new wax statue of the Pontiff in a convertible, leading to many turned heads, many selfies, many confused looks, many traffic snarls and at least one investigation by authorities.
Local news channel 6ABC has the story:
The wax figure of the pope was part of a publicity stunt for Madame Tassaud, which added it to its collection in advance of Pope Francis' visit to the United States. The company drove it around Midtown, hours before the pope's expected arrival.
Someone who saw the figure of the pope riding down Fifth Avenue was concerned, snapped a photo and sent it to the New York City Police Department.
Officers investigated and found that the pope wasn't really in the back of the white convertible, which hardly looked like the popemobile. The actual Pope Francis was addressing Congress at the time the replica was spotted in NYC.
No charges were filed in the incident, but Madame Tassaud personnel apologized to officers for not having a front license plate - a state motor vehicle violation.
One reporter even took a video of the goof.
This was on Columbus Avenue just now.Posted by Michelle Charlesworth on Thursday, September 24, 2015
This is not the way to promote world peace.
Some poor, poor guy over at Gawker had his life's dreams put on hold when the Pope came to town. And he is surely not alone.
With the Pope's parade into America came enormous traffic blockages that put the kibosh on iPhone 6S deliveries. As the writer says:
The monstrous traffic congestion caused by the arrival of Pope Francis is expected to be so bad that UPS and Apple are already warning customers against the worst: missing the promised Friday arrival date of our new aluminum and glass idols. I received this email yesterday, and renounced my faith in the Catholic Church:
We know the Pope spreads an anti-capitalism message, but shouldn't it be one that doesn't involve the delay of new technology? Think of the children!
I ask you to join me in praying for my trip to Cuba and the United States. I need your prayers.— Pope Francis (@Pontifex) September 18, 2015
Well, we need our iPhones. How else are we supposed to use those cute little emojis that Twitter created for your visit?
iPhone owners wept.
Pope Francis is now officially a baller.
The Harlem Globetrotters paid a visit to the Vatican on Wednesday, and they performed a few tricks with the pope during his weekly meet-and-greet with the public.
At one point he tried to spin a basketball on his finger, but it didn’t stay up for very long. And the second attempt was even worse.
But he appeared to enjoy the whole experience nonetheless.
The team also gave him a jersey with his name and the number 90 on it (because the Globetrotters are 90 years old), and they said that he could play with them as an honorary member.
Pope John Paul II was also made an honorary Golbetrotter back in 2000.
The Globetrotters posted some more images of their meeting with Francis on Twitter.
Granted, it was in Italian, but the crowd didn't seem particularly phased. According to the Daily Mail the transcription goes something like:
'For this, Jesus many times chastised the rich because the risk for them to seek security in the wealth of this world is high.According to Italian speakers, the mistake between the Italian "caso" and "cazzo" is not uncommon.
'In this f*, in this case the providence of God is made visible as gesture of solidarity.'
On the internet, the slip-up generated hundreds of comments with many explaining that it was a common mistake made by Spanish speakers and others said it underlined their impression of him as a 'man of the people.'
If you've been paying attention to gigantic cardboard cutouts in your local movie theater lately, Russel Crowe is starring in Darren Aronofsky's Noah. The film (according to the trailer at least) promises to infuse the classic Biblical story with all the flair and destruction-oogling and superstar scene-stealing that defines blockbusters today. So, you know, the perfect movie for an austere Jesuit Pope.
Crowe was gosh-darn consistent trying to get the Pope's attention though:
And for the record, here's the trailer:
See? Perfect Pope-ly viewing material.